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Allergy My Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

First pre-summer long weekend in America – perfect recipe for an OD. Sunday night, Mischa Barton at a party after having a few drinks had to be rushed to hospital after experiencing an “adverse reaction to medication”. How about an adverse reaction to too much coke? Or meth? Or ecstasy? Or any combination of narcotics favoured by the young, rich, and useless? The official excuse is that she was suffering from bronchitis in Cannes and has been taking antibiotics to build up her body’s weak constitution. Full Story

On the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2007 00:00:00 May 22, 2007 00:00:00

I thought it was crazy enough earlier in the day during the press conference but that was just the press. Out in front of the Palais, where fans had been waiting for hours, they totally lost their sh-t. Again, in photos Angelina is always pursing her lips for her pose so it’s hard to tell the body language. Full Story

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Only been the first weekend in Cannes and a permanent hangover already. Every evening begins at midnight and ends well after dawn…

But last night was the best. Last night was the U2 mini-concert on the steps of the Palais – Bono and the Boys live, blaring out onto the street…kicks Britney’s tragic lipsync up the arse. Can she sing??? At all???

Sorry…I digress. How insulting to U2 to have to be interrupted, especially by her.

So it was the premiere of the band’s concert doc called u2 3D, hugest crowd yet gathered outside at 1am and hitting up the bars afterwards.

Then it was over to the Hotel du Cap for the Vanity Fair party which is where my Leo held court in low key fashion with Jude Law’s new wingman James Blunt who, for reasons that have escaped me, can’t seem to keep the girls off his jock. Ew. And Mischa Barton was there too, having just signed on to the upcoming St Trinian’s alongside Colin Firth, Emily Watson, and Rupert Everett ….WTF?

No ….seriously ….among people who can actually act, how the hell is she going to keep up?

Five days down and many more to come – Cannes really heats up this week with everyone on pins and needles for the arrival of George Clooney and the Oceans crew. A Mighty Heart screens for the press Monday as well – will be heading there and then the press conference immediately afterwards…keep you posted.

Don’t forget to scroll down, catch up on articles you may have missed. I updated on Saturday as well.

Yours in gossip,

Mischa Middle-age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

The most underwhelming of the evening…and a shame too. Because Mischa Barton is gorgeous. SOOO pretty. Tall and slender but not scary slender and the sweetest smile but the dress for me was neither here nor there, so much so that I almost didn’t notice until she was standing on the landing right in front of us, clearly outdone by almost everyone else. Full Story

Desperate at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

source Mischa Barton… sit down. Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic. Full Story

Ryan, Scarlett, Austin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Have heard from readers in Austin – that Scarlett flew there to join Ryan Reynolds for a few days earlier this week, seen hanging out in his trailer underneath a brown wig. However, has not been in Austin however since Wednesday evening and is apparently performing with The Jesus and Mary Chain at Coachella this weekend. Full Story

Trend Whore vs The Chubb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean and definitely NOT on Jessica Simpson. Full Story

A High Waisted Difference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted blue shorts anyway, non? Call me Cruise but I think she looks cute. Full Story

Friday, March 23, 2007 Dear Gossips, It’s not Mischa Barton. Think more talented. And it’s not Rumer Willis. While Rumer is famous on the coattails of her parents, Verge Girl is famous on the coattails or the jocktails of someone else. It’s Friday, live posts all day, check back often, and thanks for all your entries. Children of Men winners have been contacted, Joss Stone winners will be contacted today. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Not even I…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Can make allowances for this. And I’m a huge Mischa Barton apologist. Source The purple doesn’t flatter, the purple with the tights don’t flatter, but worst of all is the purple and the tights and the open shoes all together… I can’t. Full Story

Fergie: spoke too soon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2007 12:00:00 March 14, 2007 12:00:00

Last week I actually complimented her ugly ass. This week, bitch is back to her degenerate ways. Subtle difference but shall we break it down? You’re young and stupid, you party, you’re rolling with your crew, you hit a few clubs, you throw back several drinks, and because you’re young and stupid, you don’t eat, which means you get blitzed pretty quickly but you don’t want the night to end, so you hurl, in public, wipe your mouth off, recharge, giv’er some more for the rest of the night. Full Story