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The Daily Spots: Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2006 12:00:00 October 23, 2006 12:00:00

Oh sh-ttay. Animal is hot and 80s is hot and slouchies are hot but all of it put together is so not hot and seriously…that fringe? It sucks donkey ass. Period.  Full Story

Mischa Barton & the sour suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, the only women who look good with pursed lips and gaunt cheekbones are models and even then, only with the assistance of photoshop. Full Story

Rachel & Ryan: why actors are good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2006 12:00:00 October 13, 2006 12:00:00

Rachel Weisz, Ryan Reynolds - filming scenes from an upcoming movie. Check it out, look at that kiss, the way they"re leaning in to each other, the body language - totally hot and also totally fake, as illustrated in the accompanying photo when the camera isn"t rolling. Kinda restores my faith in acting, you know? After too much Mischa Barton, when happy, sad, mad, and tired all blend to look the same, I"m encouraged by this new display of artificial chemistry. Full Story

Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she stays. Full Story

Mischa Barton: Face Ages, Feet Grow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

Other than the fact that she"s a collossal mother-hating bitch, I love Mischa Barton. Mostly for her clothes, also because she"s super cute, and it doesn"t hurt that she had cellulite at 18 - always a good pick me up. Since her return from a summer in London though, Mischa"s cute factor has gone dramatically downhill. Full Story

Rachel Bilson: TV to movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2006 12:00:00 September 11, 2006 12:00:00

Overshadowed for much too long by Mischa Barton and yet I’m thrilled she waited so patiently to make the jump. Because The Last Kiss is showing a LOT of promise and if all goes well, Rachel could transition from the small to the big screen with a lot more success than…say…Sarah Michelle Gellar? Here she is, a total knockout at the TIFF premiere tonight, and in person she is just as lovely. Full Story

Best Black: Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Although I don’t particularly enjoy giving this bitch any more excuses to NOT get over herself, it really has to be said - she hits more often than she misses. And with the exception of last week’s Grecian gaffe , in my opinion, what sets Mischa Barton apart is that she understands the little things, she abides by the code of good taste: to avoid a weave if possible, to avoid long, loser fake nails, to accessorise in moderation, to refrain from whipping out her vajayjay whenever and wherever, and most importantly to stay away from Miss America and, for that matter, any gown that ages. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

Total bitch. Yes. Prime candidate for eventual karma face. Yes. But also one of the loveliest looking young starlets around, from head to toe, on style and sensuality, few can beat Mischa Barton. Here she is at some polo event today in the UK – perfect per usual. A dress to die for, understated, unadorned hair, fresh skin without layers of makeup…it’s really too bad this girl is such a frickin’ cow. Full Story

The Daily Tara Reid: Nicky Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a few months ago called Mischa Barton a "fat pig", don"t you think? First of all, mentioning Mischa and fat in the same sentence is absolutely ludicrous. Full Story

Team Kiki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

If there’s a lesson to be learned from Tori Spelling’s homewrecking, mother slandering, and father neglecting, or from Hilary Swank’s despicable public outing of a recovering addict, it is that our Hollywood Hate Targets must be reassessed and re-plotted along the Hollywood Hate Spectrum. By putting Tori and Hilary and KFed on one side of the scale, it allows us to accurately measure all other celebrity flaws and misdemeanours against the heinous crimes of Spelling and Swank, thereby providing a definitive frame of reference and allowing us to allot our hate more effectively. Full Story

Mischa Barton: almost perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs ugly men. It’s so Paulina Porizkova, don’t you think? So anyway, back to Mischa’s gargantuan flaw: quite obviously, her acting. Full Story