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Mischa Barton & the sour suck

October 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, the only women who look good with pursed lips and gaunt cheekbones are models and even then, only with the assistance of photoshop. Full Story

Rachel & Ryan: why actors are good

October 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Weisz, Ryan Reynolds - filming scenes from an upcoming movie. Check it out, look at that kiss, the way they"re leaning in to each other, the body language - totally hot and also totally fake, as illustrated in the accompanying photo when the camera isn"t rolling. Kinda restores my faith in acting, you know? After too much Mischa Barton, when happy, sad, mad, and tired all blend to look the same, I"m encouraged by this new display of artificial chemistry. Full Story

Mischa Barton: dead-eyed beauty

October 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"ll tell you right now - she and Cisco do NOT have matching cheekbones. In fact, I"m hardpressed to find anything matching between the two. And still she stays. She is gorgeous and light and fresh and numb to the world, barely conscious perhaps, but she stays. Full Story

Mischa Barton: Face Ages, Feet Grow

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Other than the fact that she"s a collossal mother-hating bitch, I love Mischa Barton. Mostly for her clothes, also because she"s super cute, and it doesn"t hurt that she had cellulite at 18 - always a good pick me up. Since her return from a summer in London though, Mischa"s cute factor has gone dramatically downhill. Full Story

Rachel Bilson: TV to movie

September 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Overshadowed for much too long by Mischa Barton and yet I’m thrilled she waited so patiently to make the jump. Because The Last Kiss is showing a LOT of promise and if all goes well, Rachel could transition from the small to the big screen with a lot more success than…say…Sarah Michelle Gellar? Here she is, a total knockout at the TIFF premiere tonight, and in person she is just as lovely. Full Story

Best Black: Mischa Barton

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Although I don’t particularly enjoy giving this bitch any more excuses to NOT get over herself, it really has to be said - she hits more often than she misses. And with the exception of last week’s Grecian gaffe , in my opinion, what sets Mischa Barton apart is that she understands the little things, she abides by the code of good taste: to avoid a weave if possible, to avoid long, loser fake nails, to accessorise in moderation, to refrain from whipping out her vajayjay whenever and wherever, and most importantly to stay away from Miss America and, for that matter, any gown that ages. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Mischa Barton

July 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total bitch. Yes. Prime candidate for eventual karma face. Yes. But also one of the loveliest looking young starlets around, from head to toe, on style and sensuality, few can beat Mischa Barton. Here she is at some polo event today in the UK – perfect per usual. A dress to die for, understated, unadorned hair, fresh skin without layers of makeup…it’s really too bad this girl is such a frickin’ cow. Full Story

The Daily Tara Reid: Nicky Hilton

July 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a few months ago called Mischa Barton a "fat pig", don"t you think? First of all, mentioning Mischa and fat in the same sentence is absolutely ludicrous. Full Story

Team Kiki

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If there’s a lesson to be learned from Tori Spelling’s homewrecking, mother slandering, and father neglecting, or from Hilary Swank’s despicable public outing of a recovering addict, it is that our Hollywood Hate Targets must be reassessed and re-plotted along the Hollywood Hate Spectrum. By putting Tori and Hilary and KFed on one side of the scale, it allows us to accurately measure all other celebrity flaws and misdemeanours against the heinous crimes of Spelling and Swank, thereby providing a definitive frame of reference and allowing us to allot our hate more effectively. Full Story

Mischa Barton: almost perfect

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs ugly men. It’s so Paulina Porizkova, don’t you think? So anyway, back to Mischa’s gargantuan flaw: quite obviously, her acting. Full Story

Friday, July 7, 2006
Dear gossips, The subscribe feature should be working again. Thanks for your patience and THANK YOU for your subscription! And just in case you didn’t know - it"s free! Ok…so…The Gay Midget Dwarf is clearly front and centre on your smut radar. Seems like everyone has an opinion and right now, we"re evenly split down the middle between the "there is no baby" and the "something"s wrong with the baby" schools of thought. Having said that, I"d like to give a special shout out to my girl Shelley S, screenwriter extraordinaire with an overactive imagination, for her take on what"s really going on. Shelley, as you will see, clearly did her research, and has relied on Psych 101 and Human Socialisation 202 to come up with her own hypothesis. It"s definitely plausible and MOST definitely within the realm of possibility. In today"s short issue: new Nashville insight on the Kidman photo opps, a Beyonce wedding rumour, grudging praise for Barton, Lilo vamps for a taco prince, Drew in Paris, and my new appreciation for Mr Liv Tyler.