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Friday, July 7, 2006
Dear gossips, The subscribe feature should be working again. Thanks for your patience and THANK YOU for your subscription! And just in case you didn’t know - it"s free! Ok…so…The Gay Midget Dwarf is clearly front and centre on your smut radar. Seems like everyone has an opinion and right now, we"re evenly split down the middle between the "there is no baby" and the "something"s wrong with the baby" schools of thought. Having said that, I"d like to give a special shout out to my girl Shelley S, screenwriter extraordinaire with an overactive imagination, for her take on what"s really going on. Shelley, as you will see, clearly did her research, and has relied on Psych 101 and Human Socialisation 202 to come up with her own hypothesis. It"s definitely plausible and MOST definitely within the realm of possibility. In today"s short issue: new Nashville insight on the Kidman photo opps, a Beyonce wedding rumour, grudging praise for Barton, Lilo vamps for a taco prince, Drew in Paris, and my new appreciation for Mr Liv Tyler.

Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s wearing ankle boots with a dress and bad bad bad." Not bad, gossips. Full Story

Wednesday, July 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Quick heads up for US readers out there who may have missed last column. Don"t forget to click on "This Week" and scroll down for the July 3rd issue to get caught up. So. Do we need to talk about Keira Knightley insisting that she"s not anorexic? … Nah. If we wanted to deal with bitches in denial, we"d be much better off focusing on why Star Jones married a gaygay. In today"s issue: J.Lo black magic, celebrating MJP, Kate"s good weight, Mischa Barton"s beautiful exterior, just a little gloating, Catherine Zeta waits to wax, and a new smutty riddle.

Mischa Barton: outside good, inside bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00

In London for the Pirates premiere the other night. Such a shame, non? That a package this gorgeous conceals a stinking rotten soul? Because Mischa Barton is undeniably beautiful. Great skin, great bone structure, great features - only she could rock this little frock and not elicit scorn. Only she could still manage to look fresh and hip and young and cute in granny"s last wish. Full Story

Tara Reid: Drunkorexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t take credit for coining the term. That distinction belongs to dear divine Dean at eTalk with whom I was just discussing the phenomenon a few days ago. Alright girls and gays…don"t lie. I know you know what I"m talking about. It"s not right and it"s certainly NOT OK, but we"ve all done it at one time or another in our 20s so it"s pointless to deny and I won"t believe you if you do. Full Story

Mischa Barton: bitch bitch bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

A few weeks ago, People Magazine reported that Mischa Barton took her dog Ziggy to a Toronto veterinarian clinic where the puppy was subsequently fitted with a cute pink cast. See attached. I’ve now heard from a source at the practice that Mischa was “apparently terrible to deal with… when the clinic asked her for deposit (which is common practice before you can see an emergency vet) she said ‘don’t you realize who I am?”. Full Story

Team Richie strikes back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out.   But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head.  She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn star/non heiress whores before her, she has managed to parlay these Goddess given talents into a headline making career. Full Story

Jessica back to normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Just three days after those suspicious black eye photos, a bruise-free Jessica turned up in LA for a pre-Golden Globes event over the weekend. Not sure what she was trying to tell us with those big ass c*ck lips but I"m still holding out for tomorrow to see if she"ll somehow weasle her way onto the red carpet with a new scandalicious beau. Full Story