Marisela! Happy 26th Birthday! And Happy 3rd Anniversary of your Birthday Shout-Out! I know you’re at work right now waiting for this so here we go: your lifetime Derek Jeter. I love him too. Looking forward to your update next year. Good luck with the English major!

And for Jen C from Gaby who will miss your celebrity gossip discussions at work...please, these are an essential part of the employment experience, non? There’s a lot of Hot Harry coming later today. But I’ll start you off with a shot of Hot Harry kissing a baby. Can you imagine if he was doing this in uniform? I mean... it’s so good it’s almost not right.