Halle, Gabriel & the shortcoming explanation
July 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 10, 2006 12:00:00
Like many of you, I was devastated by the size-challenged revelation from a few weeks back. However, my spirits were lifted when several of you wrote to argue that Gabriel is a grow-er and not a show-er. Definitely something to hang my hat on, so to speak, which is why I will take that explanation and run with it. After all, it would be a shame to think that something so beautiful could be adorned with something so…unimpressive. Here’s gorgessity personified in the form of the most perfect couple, like, ever out and about in LA. Some people are suggesting that the two are engaged and will make it official in Montreal this summer. Now while I’d love nothing more than for it to be true, something tells me she’s probably still a bit gunshy, considering that her first two attempts resulted in emotional abuse and chronic infidelity. Still…it would be a lovely union, don’t you think?