Mos Def Gossip
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Mos Quivering
Posted by Lainey
Most definitely. Yum. Here’s Mos Def at the 2008 American Black Film Festival held at the Sofitel on Friday. That tell all book from his estranged wife was just published recently…you hear about that? Mos Def married some woman 3 or 4 days after meeting her in 2005. Rumoured to be a starf*cker type, allegedly counting many celebrities and star athletes on her resumé. Full Story
B List Border Denial
Posted by Lainey
B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work… Definitely the work of Karma Calamity. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
So they’ve finally removed Paris Hilton from that cushy little room at the infirmary and transferred her back to Lynnwood where she’ll likely serve out the remainder of her sentence in solitary, on a hard little bed hopefully with her head beside a festering toilet.
Our last days of joy before her disease lashes out in freedom, stronger than ever, with that greedy little fool Barbara Walters shoved half way up her ass. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Sorry… have been distracted the last few days trying to get over a new book and it’s time for a new recommendation anyway. The Post Birthday World by Lionel Shriver – an extremely uncomfortable read, as is the case with everything else she writes including of course We Need to Talk About Kevin. She has that gift of sneaking up on you, subtly forcing you to confront the worst parts of yourself, the parts so easy to suppress during a dinner party as you collectively rage against the common enemy only to realise later on that you have more in common with it than you think. Definitely NOT a beach read but a read that stays with you for ages.
Thursday, posting all day, refresh browser often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Thanks to what seems like the entire city of Calgary for the thorough, insightful description of Cowboys. Hot girls who rub up against dude for big tips – as much at $10K during Stampede – and who apparently get half a boob job paid for if they stay six months … sounds like my kind of place. Am headed to Calgary late July…will have to drop in.
Splenda Stains
Posted by Lainey
Definitely not cocaine… no no, not Kate Moss. Here she is with white powder all over her legs last night – totally exaggerated of course by the gossip media. Which brings to mind all those other reports – the ones from a few months ago, when she was signing so many new modeling contracts, in the UK tabloids about her pleading with Pete Doherty get clean and doing what she could to make it happen. Full Story
Buffy, Not, Pregnant
Posted by Lainey
Don’t mean to gloat but this is why I hate Bump Watch. Totally not interested. Click here for a refresher. So six weeks ago, it was practically a forgone conclusion from MANY of you that she was pregnant. At the time, I wrote that her boobs didn’t match the bump, and seriously…just because someone’s a little bloated, or isn’t sporting a Hollywood concave stomach, doesn’t mean there’s a baby on board. Full Story
Diva Cheese in NYC
Posted by Lainey
Few women would attempt this … look. Only the Cheesiest of the Cheese: Diva Cheese. Celine, Cher, Mariah… Lopez. Definitely an eyesore but always good for a giggle. JLo in NYC promoting the Spanish album. Full Story
Welcome Back Entourage
Posted by Lainey
Seriously…bring on a new season already, feels like it’s been forever! Here are the boys shooting on Rodeo Drive the other day, finally back at work – not sure why Adrien/Vince is rockin’ the blaxploitation ‘do but for me, that’s his dealbreaker. His hair sucks ass. And to be honest, isn’t he really the LEAST interesting of the lot? Used to be Ari but these days, I’m all about Drama. Full Story
Madge & Guy: Deathgrip at VF
Posted by Lainey
She looked stunning, similar to how she looked in that Sex coffee table book over a decade ago. Which is kinda weird but whatever. Definitely not as weird as her chemistry with her husband. You see it in the photos all the time – his grip on her, always clasping her arm tightly like there’s no other way to walk out as a couple. Full Story
Best Dressed: Christina Ricci
Posted by Lainey
She came out of nowhere but no one was more beautiful tonight than Christina Ricci. The gown – total gorgessity. And her skin, her hair, she’s getting older, her features are becoming more pronounced, more defined, and it turns out Christina Ricci has the most amazing nose. Believe me, I know noses. Full Story
Best Tie: Pipsqueak in a Suit
Posted by Lainey
Source Definitely not Jake Gyllenhaal but have a look at that tie. That tie is a thing of beauty. Grey suit, brown sparkly tie… fantastic. It’s so hard to spice up menswear. Kinda impressive that Pip was the one to do it. Full Story
Why I Love Lauren
Posted by Lainey
She’s limp…for sure. Maybe not the brightest girl on the block. Definitely needs some more spunk…and I ragged on her hardcore for it on The Aftershow on MTV the other day after The Hills Canadian premiere, especially when she had her ass kicked by one of the most powerful women in her industry and instead of crying about THAT, she continued to pine for Jason. Full Story
Gwyneth & Jake Paltrow: like sister, like brother
Posted by Lainey
Definitely the lowest profile member of the family – until now, that is. Especially if the directing gig begins to blossom. As you can see, there’s no doubt they’re siblings, and some of you have also mentioned that he bears a striking resemblance to Chris Martin, with MUCH better teeth, but I have to tell you – I don’t see it. Full Story
