Most Unflattering: Famke Janssen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00
I just came home from seeing X3 (more on that later) and she is so gorgeous in that arty model way with her hair and her cute little lisp and her long body but my goddess did she f&ck it up last night. Not even a giant Euro model glamazon is immune to the tragic consequences of a dress with a huge grey blob covering her midsection. It makes her look – gasp – wide. And possibly pregnant. Which she could very well be, I have no idea. Trailing Famke is not on the top of my list of smutty priorities. But any pregnant lady will tell you - looking bigger is never intentional. I mean, is it ever? For anyone??? Even someone as long and lithe as Famke Janssen? Somehow I don’t think so.

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