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JLO has short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2014 14:17:31 September 19, 2014 14:17:31
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The entire video is about ass and I’m talking to you about her hair… But after about 30 seconds, with all that ass in your face, you start to zone out of the ass and focus on other things. It’s the full-length video for Jennifer Lopez’s Booty featuring Iggy Azalea who, frankly, looks like sh-t next to JLO. Full Story

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Martin Lawrence: Chris sings for Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2014 15:06:41 September 18, 2014 15:06:41
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FameFlynet

Coldplay performed in LA last night. Jennifer Lawrence showed up with a couple of friends. According to US Weekly, Chris Martin scanned the audience, seeming to look for her at the start of the show. And then this, from their source: "Chris gave a good look around the room and then spotted someone up on the balcony. Full Story

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The First Couple of Canadian Music: over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2014 14:43:11 September 18, 2014 14:43:11
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WENN

US Weekly reported yesterday that Chad Kroeger has been telling people that he and Avril Lavigne are done. We actually covered this on etalk a couple of months ago. That’s how long he’s been walking around announcing this. Full Story

The Blueprint 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2014 15:38:39 September 15, 2014 15:38:39
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Beyonce and JayZ’s On The Run tour ended in Paris this weekend. A month ago, according to US Weekly and Page Six, that would also represent the end of their personal relationship. Supposedly B was already making moves to divorce. But all this gossip only came out of the elevator incident. Before that, it all seemed fine. Full Story

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JLO at Fashion Rocks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2014 17:31:12 September 10, 2014 17:31:12
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

This is probably all in my head but I feel like lately JLO's been making a point of reminding Ariana Grande of, well, the facts. Grande is always golds and silvers, cheaply constructed dance costumes, like discards from Saturday Night Live space station or disco sketches. It's the poor man's version of JLO's stage style. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: Sorry not sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2014 13:02:06 September 10, 2014 13:02:06

Taylor Swift covers Rolling Stone. It’s the BEST celebrity magazine profile of the year. No question. And by best I mean the most entertaining. The juiciest. GREAT for gossip. I could not get enough. I had to read it twice, back to back, because I didn’t want it to be over. So, if you haven’t already, set aside 10 minutes today and make sure you’re not interrupted. Full Story

JLO: the hair original

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2014 21:58:04 September 8, 2014 21:58:04
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Lenny Abbot/ Splash

JLO was doing JLO hair before the formation of Ariana Grande’s dimple, before she started buying fake hair. This is the original, and the best. So don’t call it the Ariana Grande even though that’s the only way she ever f-cking wears it. JLO pulls it out selectively. Memorably. Full Story

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The happy Carter holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2014 17:59:00 September 8, 2014 17:59:00
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FameFlynet, INF

They were in Portofino. Taking time off to celebrate her birthday which was last week. Not sure how that's unlike every other day. Aren't we always celebrating Beyonce? Beyonce wanted to reward us for celebrating her. So she posted a photo of herself, obviously, on Instagram, contorting her body, because nothing says "thank you fans" like giving the world an opportunity to marvel at her body. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s country twang

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 8, 2014 13:33:59 September 8, 2014 13:33:59

When the news came out that Tom Hiddleston would be portraying country music legend Hank Williams in a biopic titled I Saw the Light, I said I was fine with the choice from an acting standpoint but that I worried about the singing. Hiddles will be doing his own vocals, and we have several Full Story

“Throw up your hands if you love a big booty”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2014 20:49:35 September 5, 2014 20:49:35
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XactpiX/ Splash

JLO released a teaser for Booty featuring Iggy Azalea yesterday. That’s the last thing she says before it goes to black. No. Wait. It’s actually… “Work”. How do they make the water look so thick and creamy. Is it gel? Is gel sexier than water? Who decides these things? Whatever. Full Story

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Monday, August 25, 2014

Dear Gossips,

The Blue Ivy Carter has NO problem being up there in front of thousands of screaming people, non? In fact, that kid wants the microphone, like, now. As if a child of the Beysus would ever have stage fright. Not when her mother is the main event and everyone else the warmup. Not when she turned the MTV Video Music Awards into her own concert. You want to know why the rest of the show was so sh-t and poorly produced, with snakes biting dancers in rehearsal and missed cues and late switching and microphone checks at the wrong times? The entire budget was spent on the last 15 minutes.

That’s why Maroon 5 was the house band. God I loved that so much. Beyonce did that. So we’ll get to the Beyonce Video Music Awards and other gossip from the weekend and then we shift focus to the Emmy Awards tonight. Duana and I will be liveblogging starting at 7:30pm ET and there will be a full 30+ article recap tomorrow. Two all-nighters in a row – join us!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey