Let’s play a game of Mystery House Porn
There’s a £3 million property for sale in London. It’s 3,200 sq ft. It’s ADORABLE. And, rumour has it, it belongs to a well-known actress. I won’t tell you who this is until tomorrow. Today, we enjoy the house porn and we guess. Deal?
You know what I like about it? Although these photos are most certainly staged, it doesn’t seem fake. There’s still a feeling of “clutter” about it because the home contains a life, or lives now, that can’t be tucked away. I can imagine her reading on that striped chaise. I can see her yelling at her agent while smoking cigarettes in the garden. Also drunk on a Wednesday night out there, talking late with friends…
Although bathtubs in bedrooms always freak me out. I don’t want my dirty water to be near my clean sheets.
Anyway, click here to see the rest of the photos, and if you have the money, call your agent, and let me know who you think it allegedly belongs to.