Vanessa is not Jennifer

March 4, 2010 10:22:48 Posted at March 4, 2010 10:22:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. The report comes from a source who claims that there’s an intense love scene between the two in the film and as soon as Vanessa found out about it, she realised that in order to preserve their family, Johnny must go. Apparently he’s been negotiating a way out to be replaced by either Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.

It’s one thing to jab at Jolie and the homewrecker reputation she’s carried around for a decade but it’s another to suggest that Vanessa Paradis, who has up to this point shown us she’s as badass as they come, could be so totally weak, that she’d be a crying, ocean shouting, blubbering victim Aniston.


Vanessa is not Jennifer. Hell no.

These are the moves and the demands of an insecure woman. And that particular attribute is completely inconsistent with the Paradis we know.

Having said that, this sh-t, this kind of relationship intrigue, between three of the world’s most high profile movie stars, will always sell. Always. It’s the rallying point for every member of the MiniVan Majority –the big lipped bitch who might come along and steal our husbands. We called this months ago.

Here are photos of Jolie and Depp on set. If he’s reporting to work every day, how could be trying to get out of it?

Now on to some fun thanks to Becky who managed to unearth some old school Depp and Pitt. You will DIE.

Photos from and Laurent Despois/

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