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Natalie Portman’s Pre-Oscar Baby A

Duana Posted by Duana at March 6, 2017 19:38:00 March 6, 2017 19:38:00
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Early in the week of the Oscars, Natalie Portman released a statement saying she wouldn’t be attending either the big show or the Independent Spirit Awards, ‘on doctor’s orders’. Full Story

Nick Cannon’s son is named Golden

Duana Posted by Duana at February 23, 2017 18:00:36 February 23, 2017 18:00:36
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This is why. Why care about the names celebrities choose for their children? This is why. This name, Golden Cannon, tells you so much about who these people are and what they’re about. It’s so amazing. Not just because it’s an adjective, not just because it is an inescapable euphemism that I’m going to have to wrap into using, now, and I thought I was classier than to think of a baby’s name as a euphemism for a male member, but apparently I am not… No, it’s because the name ‘Golden’ explains one of the greater celebrity baby name mysteries up to this point. Full Story

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Geri Halliwell’s Son…YES…

Duana Posted by Duana at January 23, 2017 15:54:56 January 23, 2017 15:54:56
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Are we about ready for some earnest Spice Girls nostalgia? I assume so, given that it was exactly 20 years ago that they were becoming a massive phenomenon when Spice was released. But it’s not just cheesy romanticizing – what’s become obvious in the 20 years since they first started trumpeting about Girl Power is that, despite being a ‘constructed’ group, with all the shade that was thrown at them back then, they were nonetheless the right women to embody the spirit of ‘Girl Power’. Full Story

Olivia, “Olivia”, and great baby names?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 19, 2016 20:19:21 October 19, 2016 20:19:21
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You know those bots on Twitter that are basically jokes? Like @ProbsAFeminist retweets people who say “I’m not a feminist, but…”? I wonder if there’s one for platitudes? Because I hate platitudes, BUT, I always find myself thinking about that one about dishware: “If you don’t like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious; if you do like him, he can turn his plate into your lap and you won’t mind. Full Story

Jamie Oliver drops Baby Name…

Duana Posted by Duana at August 25, 2016 18:55:10 August 25, 2016 18:55:10
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…and it’s Richard! Okay, no. Nor would you expect it to be. For review, and fodder for people to talk about ‘crazy Hollywood names’ for the next 10 years, the fact that the Olivers are in London notwithstanding, Jamie Oliver and wife Jools Full Story

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green’s 3rd Son

Duana Posted by Duana at August 10, 2016 16:45:38 August 10, 2016 16:45:38
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Were you, like me, still under the misapprehension that these two were getting divorced? In fact, they’ve just had a baby…not that those are mutually exclusive, of course. You can have a baby and a divorce, although sometimes one is used to stop another, in both directions. Not advisable, but it happens. Full Story

Return of ‘Celebrity’ Baby Names?

Duana Posted by Duana at July 11, 2016 17:48:55 July 11, 2016 17:48:55
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On the weekend, Liv Tyler announced the birth of her baby girl Lula Rose. Once upon a time that might have been offbeat enough to be memorable—like eleven years ago when she named her son the then-unusual Milo. Full Story