Crazy Bitch & the Phantom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

That is Naomi Campbell. That is Marc Jacobs. Shopping together at Barneys yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s fresh from sanitation punishment, he from a new round of rehab. Perfect fashion hag for the perfect fashion fag. Love it.

Gerard Butler fans however are likely not loving the new rumours: that their favourite beefcake is hooking up with the crazy bitch who beats other bitches down with her cell phone. Definitely cause for concern, although I’m much more alarmed by that thing on her head. You know those ladies who push the dim-sum cart around on Sundays at a Chinese restaurant? THIS is how they wear their hair.

Dimsum Ladies, fine. But Naomi Campbell??? Is this acceptable??? On her part? On Marc’s part?

If you ask me… No.

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