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Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn

November 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

Daniel & Elaine

May 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you probably know, Lainey is the nickname, Elaine the one. And when Daniel Craig says Elaine… my loins, my loins, my loins. He pronounces it properly too. “Ell-laine” as opposed to “eeee-laine”. Love, love, love. Also love, love, love Darren, my Main Mo who misses me dearly, sent me a clip of this hilarious sketch for Comic Relief in the UK – Daniel with the incomparable Catherine Tate. Full Story

Naomi Campbell reformed?

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, understandably refreshing since celebrities are usually surrounded by people who live up their asses, willing and ready and foaming at the mouth to cater to a star’s every whim. Full Story

Crazy Bitch & the Phantom?

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That is Naomi Campbell. That is Marc Jacobs. Shopping together at Barneys yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s fresh from sanitation punishment, he from a new round of rehab. Perfect fashion hag for the perfect fashion fag. Love it. Gerard Butler fans however are likely not loving the new rumours: that their favourite beefcake is hooking up with the crazy bitch who beats other bitches down with her cell phone. Full Story

Heather Mills: Diary of a Pathological Liar

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First he was unsympathetic to her disabilities, then he wouldn’t let her keep a bedpan, and he made her hop on one leg and crawl up the stairs, and he said she couldn’t breastfeed, and oh yes, he abused her too…but when all of those tall tales missed the mark, she then says he also abused his beloved first wife Linda…and now, now that we’ve virtually reached 100% unanimity AGAINST her, she’s claiming he’s a drunk, not only a drunk alone but a drunk when he’s with their infant daughter Bea which of course means he’s not fit for custody of the child, which of course means she’s more suitable, which of course means she should have an appropriately obscene financial settlement to reflect it. Full Story

Thursday, October 26, 2006
Dear gossips, Am in LA on assignment for eTalk – live blogging on Thursday, please check archives under “THIS WEEK” to catch up on any posts you’ve missed. Please excuse typos, am writing on the run, no time for edits. PS. I am NOT writing about Naomi Campbell. Bitch hit her own drug counsellor – you don’t mess with that kind of hardcore. Naomi and Pete Doherty…I wish. New articles appearing first right after the opening… Yours in gossip, Lainey

Prince on fire - NOT FOR THE PRUDISH

June 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I say not for the prudish because there always seems to be one or two readers who don"t want deal with my lusting so fair enough…if you"re one of those, consider yourself warned. Ok, so, like, I know this sounds f&cked up and I don"t expect you to agree with me, but do you remember Diamonds & Pearls? A song called Cream? Cream…sh-boogie, bop. Full Story

The Daily Please Go Away: Emmy Rossum

May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Few people make me want to poke my eyes out more than Emmy Rossum. How much longer do we have to put up with this virgin til marriage routine? And that expression? That "Rescue me, I like cotton balls and butterflies" expression??? Give me a F&CKING break! Check her out, doing the doe eyes at the UK premiere of Poseidon. Full Story

Naomi Campbell beats a bitch down

March 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Admit it. How can you not love this psychotic bitch? She’s demented beyond rescue, she’s more dramatic than drama, and I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of her. Because the catwalk’s most notorious roughneck was arrested yet again in NY today for allegedly attacking the help with a phone, inflicting a bloody gash on her housekeeper’s forehead which reportedly resulted in 4 stitches. Full Story

A Thick Skin

January 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before I get into the details, I"m sorry if I haven"t answered your blind item guesses directly. I"ll try to address as many of them as I can in the Monday Mailbag sessions. She"s renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she"s probably past her prime, it doesn"t mean she"s still not a hot piece of ass. Full Story