Celebrity Home Porn: Naomi & Liev edition

February 3, 2016 21:06:25 Posted at February 3, 2016 21:06:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There have been rumours about Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber recently because a tabloid – I think Star? – keeps reporting that they’re done. As you know, the two were at the SAGs together last weekend – click here for a refresher – so, for now, they’re telling us that they’re together.

And, oh yeah, want to see what their home looks like?

Their New York duplex has been featured in the new issue of Architectural Digest. So now we all get to creep on their taste. Which is excellent. At least I think so? That said, I’m a f-cking idiot when it comes to home style so maybe I’m not the best judge. But that kitchen is glorious. Am I a basic bitch for loving the black and white checked tile against the eggshell blue of the cabinets? Am I being swayed because I’ve always loved the idea of living in a home that’s big enough to require a ladder for the bookshelf?

I want to picture myself there, like in a scene from a movie, a pencil in one ear, looking for that one page in that obscure book, and lit like it’s Oprah’s studio…with a wind machine in the distance, if possible.

Anyway, one last point before you click on the link and leave me to get all up in their business – because that’s what you’re inviting, isn’t it?, when you showcase your home in Architectural Digest? What could be more personal that showing your home in a magazine?

PS. Does it make you feel better when Naomi says, “with New York real estate, you never get everything you want”? Please. That’s true of anyone and real estate. OMG, you guys! Celebrities are just like us!

PPS. That bathroom floor. Honeycomb. BEES CAN DO THAT BY THEMSELVES. Seriously, am I the only one freaked out by that

Click here to see all the photos. 

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