Setting up Natalie Portman

September 25, 2008 07:30:03 Posted at September 25, 2008 07:30:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart.

Works for me…

Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps another Canadian?

Taylor Kitsch and Natalie Portman?


Both squeaky clean and wholesome… only maybe he’s a little too healthy for her. She likes ‘em scrawny and small…

Like Shia LaBeouf?


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