Rare Miss in Red

October 5, 2007 09:10:23 Posted at October 5, 2007 09:10:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman at the premiere of The Darjeeling Limited last night. Always beautiful of course but that dress sucks too much ass. Weird and bunchy around the waist, totally unflattering and tenting her tits across the top… definitely not her best look. As for the maybe gaybe boyfriend issue – it appears you are still split evenly down the middle.

Me? I would love to believe she wouldn’t stoop to bearding. I would love to believe she doesn’t participate in the gameplaying that supports the fallacy that a man can’t be successfully homo in Hollywood. Am done preaching.


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