Natalie’s New Cliché
His name is Devendra Banhart. He’s a musician. But of course he is. Only musicians can get away with sh*t like this. You’re not a true artist without an overabundance of facial hair and dirty fingernails, see? At least not for those in their 20s. So textbook and cliché it hurts to see that Natalie Portman subscribes to it as well.
So here they are in New York, enjoying the first bloom of love, an ordinarily private Portman apparently not perturbed about public confirmation of her new relationship.
Now I miss the old one. The maybe gaybe Nathan Bogle. What happened to him??? Nathan was a lot prettier. When did pretty get so underrated?