Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense.
That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld. That right there might even take down Jessica Seinfeld. That right there is making me afraid of talking sh-t about her. But I would never sh-ttalk a great BitchFace. This BitchFace should be celebrated. This BitchFace is a lot better than the sugar Rossum gross baby creating she dropped on us at the Globes.
So why is Natalie so crusty?
Oh it’s those paps. They keep following her around. But honey that’s what happens when you’re the frontrunner for Best Actress. Although some say there’s an upset brewing. Remember, ballots aren’t due until February 22nd. And there are whispers that more and more people are getting on board with Annette Bening. Natalie might want to hold off on that BitchFace until she actually has the Oscar in her hand.
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