I did you a favour, SAGs
That was her expression, wasn’t it?
As she stalked across the stage to present the award for Best Actor, a look of impatience and exasperation on her face, like it was such a f-cking inconvenience to be there, Natalie Portman was basically telling the Screen Actors Guild that they’re even now - she won last year and she’s paid them back in full this year so f-ck off and don’t ask her again until she’s ready to win another award. Otherwise, let her raise her beautiful creation in peace. Do you know the magic that’s lost while being away from her child for just one night, una noche?
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