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Gorgessity at Blindness

May 15, 2008 03:19:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 03:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman last night at the gala. You think she’s beautiful in pictures? Well in person it’s even more. It’s not just the face – the dress of course was perfection – but it’s Natalie as a package. The way she moves, the way she walks, the way she holds herself… She is little, delicate, so graceful, an effortless mix of vulnerable but strong, and confident – confidence that comes from growth and experience rather than privilege … unlike my Gwyneth, for example. Full Story

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

4 fllights from hell and stuck in airport limbo for too long. Have just arrived in Nice after 27 hrs of travel, am en route to Cannes and will post as soon as possible before dashing to festival opening gala. Please check back in a bit. Thank Xenu for blackberries!

So sorry for the delay. Thank you, love you, owe you.


Smut from Cannes! The Festival kicks off tonight, we had several flights from hell but better times are ahead because for the next two weeks, the Riviera is celebrity central! Celebrities and Eurotrash – it’s the best combination!


Will be blogging every day between shoots and interviews and screenings and even on weekends. Please do check back often. Attached – Cannes jury member Natalie Portman looking ridiculously beautiful on the Croisette yesterday and at the Martinez being greeted affectionately by a very good friend. Interestingly enough, Gael Garcia Bernal is here. His movie Blindness – the gala premiere is tonight.


Sean Penn is chairing the jury this year and his no longer estranged wife Robin Wright Penn has a film showing here too.


But first – Jen, John, and Norman and Jessica Simpson single again? Poor thing. She cursed herself with that Glamour interview. More on that later.


Gala starts soon. Am posting as much as I can before we have to leave and throughout the night.


Yours in gossip,




PS. Typos galore. Am wrecked from airport limbo and have decided to replace water with champagne. Please excuse atrocious writing.


Natalie & Lindsay

April 10, 2008 09:01:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 09:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The only thing it is NOT is Tori Spelling and Donatella Versace. Full Story

Natalie‚Äôs New Cliché

April 10, 2008 07:35:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 07:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His name is Devendra Banhart. He’s a musician. But of course he is. Only musicians can get away with sh*t like this. You’re not a true artist without an overabundance of facial hair and dirty fingernails, see? At least not for those in their 20s. So textbook and cliché it hurts to see that Natalie Portman subscribes to it as well. Full Story

Gorgessity X 3

February 19, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three kinds of beauty represented tonight in London for the premiere of The Boleyn Girl. All balanced out by Prince Charles’s wife who was there as well. Here they are – Natalie, Scarlett, and Eric heavily promoting their movie not too far from where Anna lost her head. Imagine if they had the premiere at the Tower? Spooky. Full Story

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Et tu, Natalie?

February 14, 2008 08:44:50 Posted at February 14, 2008 08:44:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps it’s the flu. The flu is going around, non? Or perhaps she too has bought into the Hollywood standard – that sense of entitlement that transcends etiquette and good manners. With a few exceptions, of course, celebrities are almost never on time. And while on occasion they could be legitimately late for professional reasons, most of the time they are late because, well because they don’t give a sh*t about anyone else’s schedule. Full Story

The Prude & The Harlot

February 12, 2008 07:39:27 Posted at February 12, 2008 07:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Other Boleyn Girl is due out in 2 weeks – new issue of W Magazine features Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson on the cover quivering your loins. Both of them together? I totally would. During the interview, Scarjo and Nat address their public images – Natalie is the “prude”, and Scarlett is the self-proclaimed “harlot” who has been publicly criticised for saying in the past that she doesn’t believe “humans are monogamous by nature”. Full Story

The Other Boleyn Girl: The Trailer

November 16, 2007 08:34:20 Posted at November 16, 2007 08:34:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was slated for a December release, at the height of awards contention, the junkets were actually scheduled for around right now…but then about a month ago, The Other Boleyn Girl disappeared off the circuit, yanked by the studio with no explanation, and slotted instead for a February release – no man’s land. Full Story

Turn up the Hetero

November 14, 2007 06:47:28 Posted at November 14, 2007 06:47:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Natalie Portman Sunday night leaving the Mr Magorium afterparty – boyfriend Nathan Bogle was there as well but they left separately so as not to get photographed together. Nathan, as you can see, seems to have turned up the Hetero and isn’t pinging my gaydar like before. Many of you are convinced however that he’s a total ‘Mo. Full Story

Portman Pink > Rossum Pink

November 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would say) at the 2nd anniversary of Tao in Vegas. Full Story

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