Natalie Portman Gossip

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Boleyn Sucks?

October 23, 2007 09:04:27 Posted at October 23, 2007 09:04:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Book Club last night, we actually talked about heading to see it together - the film adaptation of a book we read and discussed a couple of years ago called The Other Boleyn Girl starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. Boleyn was supposed to be an Oscar contender, with a release date originally scheduled for December when award season hopefuls try and sneak in under eligibility deadlines. Full Story

Rare Miss in Red

October 5, 2007 09:10:23 Posted at October 5, 2007 09:10:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman at the premiere of The Darjeeling Limited last night. Always beautiful of course but that dress sucks too much ass. Weird and bunchy around the waist, totally unflattering and tenting her tits across the top… definitely not her best look. As for the maybe gaybe boyfriend issue – it appears you are still split evenly down the middle. Full Story

Still Maybe Gaybe

September 26, 2007 08:32:28 Posted at September 26, 2007 08:32:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman showing off a killer pair of legs last night at a special screening with Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. Don’t love the hair but with her face, what does it matter? So last week I posted this article Full Story

Reading Unreliable

September 21, 2007 11:56:22 Posted at September 21, 2007 11:56:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gaydar isn’t working on this one, how ‘bout yours? Natalie Portman and Nathan Bogle, her new “boyfriend” holding hands yesterday in NYC. Nathan is hot. And was a model. And is now a fashion designer. Clear cut formula for homo but still… I can’t decide. Maybe it’s because they just look so great together. Full Story

Her Perfect Match?

September 7, 2007 07:48:44 Posted at September 7, 2007 07:48:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As far as the crazy spectrum goes, Natalie Portman fans aren’t quite as demented as the Brangelunatics but perhaps a little less depressed as the McGoslings. They are however particularly mental about Gael Garcia Bernal. Apparently, in their eyes, she deserves better. Is Nathan Bogle better? Well he’s certainly a hunk. Full Story

Drug Free...really???

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some exclusive dirt on Hollywood Ebola. Last week – a photo shoot spanning a few days at her house for German GQ and her own clothing line (WTF??? – more on that later). Apparently she has huge, huge, huge portraits of herself hanging from the walls. Full Story

Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be considered among the “top tier” of girls – the Scarjos, the Portmans. Full Story

Jessica & Jessica: MTV Battle of the "Actresses"

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two tv girls trying to be taken for thespians, on some kind of delusional Oscar hunt, who sadly can’t accept that they will NEVER be Natalie Portman. As such, both are swallowing their sexpots, their true selves suppressed for a pipe dream. The result? In the end, who the f*ck cares??? Just show us your ass! Full Story

Portman & Samberg?

May 23, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 23, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If true… me likey, but you can never be sure with Natalie Portman because she would prefer you believe the fraud so as to not risk exposing what’s real. According to Us Weekly, Natalie is now dating Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg with whom she worked on her infamous SNL Digital Short, in which Natalie hilariously gives “anger rap” a new spin. Full Story

Fighting Her Place

May 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel is fighting her place. Full Story

Bare, Sexy, and Principled

May 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love her. Natalie Portman in NYC last night at a cultural event honouring Bjork, wearing a super sexy dress, virtually no makeup, and a pair of forgettable shoes. BUT – as someone recently explained to me, she won’t wear leather and so, given the more limited range, totally forgivable, non? No but seriously…look at that face. Full Story