Natalie Portman Gossip

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Reading Unreliable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 11:56:22 September 21, 2007 11:56:22

My Gaydar isn’t working on this one, how ‘bout yours? Natalie Portman and Nathan Bogle, her new “boyfriend” holding hands yesterday in NYC. Nathan is hot. And was a model. And is now a fashion designer. Clear cut formula for homo but still… I can’t decide. Maybe it’s because they just look so great together. Full Story

Her Perfect Match?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2007 07:48:44 September 7, 2007 07:48:44

As far as the crazy spectrum goes, Natalie Portman fans aren’t quite as demented as the Brangelunatics but perhaps a little less depressed as the McGoslings. They are however particularly mental about Gael Garcia Bernal. Apparently, in their eyes, she deserves better. Is Nathan Bogle better? Well he’s certainly a hunk. Full Story

Drug Free...really???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 12:00:00 July 16, 2007 12:00:00

Some exclusive dirt on Hollywood Ebola. Last week – a photo shoot spanning a few days at her house for German GQ and her own clothing line (WTF??? – more on that later). Apparently she has huge, huge, huge portraits of herself hanging from the walls. Full Story

Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be considered among the “top tier” of girls – the Scarjos, the Portmans. Full Story

Jessica & Jessica: MTV Battle of the "Actresses"

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Two tv girls trying to be taken for thespians, on some kind of delusional Oscar hunt, who sadly can’t accept that they will NEVER be Natalie Portman. As such, both are swallowing their sexpots, their true selves suppressed for a pipe dream. The result? In the end, who the f*ck cares??? Just show us your ass! Full Story

Portman & Samberg?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

If true… me likey, but you can never be sure with Natalie Portman because she would prefer you believe the fraud so as to not risk exposing what’s real. According to Us Weekly, Natalie is now dating Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg with whom she worked on her infamous SNL Digital Short, in which Natalie hilariously gives “anger rap” a new spin. Full Story

Fighting Her Place

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel is fighting her place. Full Story

Bare, Sexy, and Principled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

I love her. Natalie Portman in NYC last night at a cultural event honouring Bjork, wearing a super sexy dress, virtually no makeup, and a pair of forgettable shoes. BUT – as someone recently explained to me, she won’t wear leather and so, given the more limited range, totally forgivable, non? No but seriously…look at that face. Full Story

The Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

#2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she is, as you can see, indescribably beautiful. Full Story

Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be interesting without joining the Hollywood Slut Brigade, isn’t it? I think yes. Full Story

Natalie & Gael: love in the open

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Her dress at Vanity Fair – hated it. Ok maybe not the dress. Maybe just the way she put it together – the baby doll hair and the shoes are ass too. But who cares. She’s Natalie Portman. She’s smart and funny and informed and not a famewhore. And she’s still dating Gael Garcia Bernal. Since last year. Full Story