Natalie Portman Gossip

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Monday, July 24, 2006
Dear gossips, Tiger’s back on top, the Beckham illusion is in tact, and BCBG had a sale – ‘twas a perfect weekend, non? In today’s issue: Posh & David vacay in Italy, the Simpson/Bosworth starve-off, Kate Hudson Down Under, movement on the Freebie 5, and gloating about Natalie Portman. Oh, and will someone PLEASE show George Michael how to troll for sex on the Internet – the way modern gays get their fix? I’m all for kickin’ it old school but roaming the park scene is like so f&ckin’ 70s and some things should just die with their decades, you know? After all, what’s technology if you can’t use it to get laid?

On Natalie & Gael

July 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m going to gloat a little bit here. If you don’t want to deal with it, please skip to the next. Sorry y’all, but I gotta defend my smut, you know what I mean? One short year ago, I was naïve enough to think that the craziest, most psychotic fans on the planet belonged to Jennifer Aniston. Needless to say, I was wrong. Full Story

Jake & Natalie at the beach

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of publicity stunts…here we go again. As you can see, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman were snapped at the beach the other day, inspiring renewed interest in a possible romance, especially since he was also photographed a few weeks ago giving her flowers on her birthday. I can see why it would be tempting to believe this. Full Story

Monday, July 3, 2006
Dear gossips, The Devil Wears Prada. Hated the book. Greatly enjoyed the movie. And in the immortal words of Miranda Priestley…that"s all. Hope your weekend was as restful as mine. While the husband slaved away at remodeling our bathroom, I napped for 6 hours on Saturday and devoured two books. Not helping is definitely the best part of marriage. Anyway, many of you seem to enjoy my high school reading recommendations so here"s a fresh one: King Dork by Frank Portman. From a boy"s perspective for a change. I LOVE this book, the most brilliantly original adolescent adventure I"ve had the pleasure of enjoying in a long time - even IF you don"t know The Catcher in the Rye inside out. Let me know your thoughts. In today"s issue: mourning with the Beckhams, warming to the Kidmans, the Pitts and the Rossdales play nice, on movie trailers, on beach bodies, on beach cellie, and a curious thing we call drunkorexia.

Angie & Gwen: new BFFs?

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that you can really tell but here are the Family Pitt and the Family Rossdale and their brand new babes born within hours of each other. While Angelina and Gwen and Baby Z hang back at the house, Brad and Gavin went jetskiing with Madd, and then everyone enjoyed a bbq with five hundred security personnel running around. Full Story

The Firecrotch vs. the Free World

June 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know she’s my girl right? So you know I have her back against Jessica and Paris and now even Diddy, right? Because whatever she did, she is only 20, and even if she was bratty and talking loudly, did he really have to get her kicked out the club? Couldn’t he have pulled her into the Bentley and lectured her like a true Godfather? Don’t you think she could have used some of his words of wisdom? Now I love me some Puffy but seriously, major overreaction if you ask me. Full Story

The Return of Pacey Witter

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pacey or Dawson? To me, it"s like the Harry and William no brainer. Who needs a buck toothed, balding beaver when you have a redheaded, horseriding piece of loin quivering badboy hotness without the pressure of the crown??? In much the same vein, Pacey Witter was always, in my opinion, the true star of The Creek. Full Story

All about Lola

March 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was pissing rain this morning. I left my house in jeans and a hoodie not expecting to have to look decent. Greasy stinky hair in a Britney top knot, comfy but not exactly style-rockin’ Merrell mocs, and then of course I get the call to interview Lola for an eTalk exclusive report that aired tonight. Full Story

Thursday, February 16, 2006
Hey gossips, Smut is dying down towards the end of the week. Unless you count the new Scott Stapp/Kidd Rock sex tape scandal, and I don’t. In today’s issue: TomKat resurfaces Down Under, my goddaughter is the cutest thing, like, ever, Winona’s rebirth continued, Natalie Portman for the Freebie 5?, and Britney woos me one more time.

I heart Natalie Portman

February 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m officially in love with Natalie Portman. I also want to become her. Here in Japan to promote V for Vendetta. Love the ensemble. Love the little body. Love the smile. Wonder if Jake G might want to counter those pesky gay rumours by striking up a romance with Nat. I think they’d look good together. Full Story