Take a break

January 12, 2009 11:43:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 11:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Awards shows are exhausting.

Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under the covers.

Be back in a flash…but in the meantime, just in case this was lost in the Globes drama, Neil Patrick Harrison on SNL. His monologue killed.

Don’t tell my main ‘mo Darren but I wouldn’t remember Darren if NPH wanted me for his hag. Besides, Darren lately has been entertaining gay fantasies about Mario Lopez. He says you have to be a homo to understand.

…the f-ck?

One of my bosses at eTalk looks like Neil. It’s very distracting.

And the Two First Names skit made my life!

Doogie Theme SNL

Two First Names

File photos from Wenn.com