Fight over Cheese!

May 11, 2009 17:32:03 Posted at May 11, 2009 17:32:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi!

If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every time she’s interviewed.

But Eminem has a new album to promote. In typical Marshall Mathers fashion, he cuts down almost everyone in his new song. Including the Cheese. Lyrics from Bagpipes from Baghdad:

"Mariah whatever happened to us. Why did we ever have to break-up? Nick Cannon, you better back the f-ckup. I'm not playin’, I want her back, you punk…but I wish you luck with that ... whore."

Oh la.

As you expect, and rightly so, Mimi’s husband has come to her defence. On his blog. Of course on his blog. No fight is worth fighting if it’s not online.

"(He is) still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn't let him get to second base from 8 years ago. Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!

So, Miss Marshall, I'm going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!"

Then he posted a gimpy photo of Eminem with butterflies all over it.

My favourite part of Nick’s challenge is “my wife, the same female that…”

Did we really need to specify that Mariah Carey is female?

Anyway, the entry has since been taken down.

But you know…now it’s on.

And Cheese is in the middle of a penis duel. She’s celebrating in her bikini, surrounded by Hello Kitty dolls.

This is Eminem in London yesterday on European tour for his new record after a party night at Soho House. Confession: I had it for Eminem when 8 Mile came out. Before his plastic surgery, before his breakdown.

Judge me. Please do. Because I regret.

Don’t know about these people who say in life there are no regrets.

Believe me, there are REGRETS.

Photos from and BIG PICTURES/

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