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She always comes through…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 15:28:48 December 3, 2009 15:28:48

When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. Full Story

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The best anniversary present EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:50:30 November 2, 2009 12:50:30

Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point in a conversaion, and the rant about her nails, and calling Nick in only to make him sit there like her lackey, and the look on her face when she talks about her swing, and Jodeci, and her DRESSING ROOM, and every other minute in between… 16 minutes of Mimi as she is. Full Story

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Angel Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:46:18 November 2, 2009 07:46:18

Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story

Cheese break

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:50:52 October 16, 2009 08:50:52

Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was hot in Drumline. And he was cool for a while after. Full Story

Hello Chiizu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:54:00 October 7, 2009 07:54:00

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Precious Cheese Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2009 10:28:48 October 5, 2009 10:28:48

Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather the press with a thick layer of Velveeta as Mimi, in exceptionally great spirits, perhaps due to the fact that Mo’Nique has decided to piss away Full Story

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Carry the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 08:15:24 October 2, 2009 08:15:24

No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, or bored, or full, to walk up and down the stairs at a private party in her honour. Full Story

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Mimi Cheese Old School Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2009 08:19:55 September 3, 2009 08:19:55

Vision of Love right? Same length and bangs too. Compare the album cover and Mimi out with Nick Cannon last night for dinner at Mr Chow’s. Love her cheese SO MUCH. Look how she’s tilting her head while he’s escorting her to their car. Like somehow this makes her seem more demure and delicate even though those tits are splashing everywhere. Full Story

Eminem has pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 07:33:41 July 31, 2009 07:33:41

Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, scaled back the rhetoric, and explained that his lyrics were misinterpreted – which is unusual for him. Full Story

Meem Cheese Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:53:50 June 5, 2009 08:53:50

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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Fight over Cheese!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 17:32:03 May 11, 2009 17:32:03

You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every time she’s interviewed. Full Story