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Happy Birthday Carb Face and the Beauty Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice + Olivia mentioned above, only hers is in navy. Full Story

Man in White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 08:00:24 September 4, 2007 08:00:24

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts. In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. Full Story

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Two more sleeps. Two more sleeps til the late night line up. Two more sleeps ‘til his fate is revealed. Not even dinner with Gwyneth could come between me and Harry Friday night.

And in continuing with this week’s Potter-inspired Freebie Five, you will note #1 has been adjusted yet again. Equine and spiritual – what’s not to love?

So the new LAX opening in Vegas at the end of August will be hosted by Britney Spears. LAX investors include Nick Lachey, Wilmer Valderrama, and none other than Christina Aguilera. Which means Britney is now working for those once considered her peers.


Does she really need the money???

Wednesday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. All new posts will continue UNDER the Site Brief for the remainder of the week to catch those who don’t visit the site every day. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Her One Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2007 12:00:00 July 18, 2007 12:00:00

Again with this tired ass play. Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up. Now Us Weekly is calling her single, sad, and pathetic on the cover and all of a sudden, Jennifer and Paul are back on…according to OK Magazine. Full Story

A Pageant Pounding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

They may be laywered now but something tells me…somehow they will leak. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were on holiday in Mexico at a private resort – supposedly some photographer was able to zoom in on them going at it hardcore in the Jacuzzi. Like Hard.Core. Reportedly a variety of bendy positions, so sizzling, so dirty they’re apparently right on par with One Night in Paris…only without the night vision lighting and Vanessa looks like she’s a more interested participant. Full Story

Miss Pageant Not So Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

So it was Vanessa Minnillo – playing and posing with knives alongside Lindsay Lohan last year, reflecting an image far removed from the sweetheart Miss America hanging off of Nick Lachey’s arm. The photos were taken last year and while Nessa may not have been partaking in whatever it is that pins Lilo’s pupils, safe to say the girl has a dark side – a side that doesn’t necessarily jive with the polished white teeth and the tacky ass pageant gowns that regularly make us Rossum and a not so inner diva that appears to be raging its ugly head. Full Story

The Daily Cry For Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Help her. Vanessa Minnillo – SO beautiful, SO lovely, SO brilliantly maneuvered her way into co-habitation with Nick Lachey, but the girl can’t shake the pageant fashion. Or the assy fashion. Check her out last night at a charity benefit wearing something…gasp!!!... that Jessica Simpson would wear. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Say what bitch???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An interview with In Touch, Papa Joe opines on the Britney situation: "I would never let that happen to my daughters. Full Story

Nick Lachey’s Good Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Also at the GM gala this weekend and what a difference 12 months makes. Do you remember the same event last year? On the heels of his separation, Jessica had been linked to everyone from Jude Law to Johnny Knoxville to Adam Levine, and both Adam AND Nick show up at the venue…it was totally awkward, smutty reports flying left and right, Nick kept his head down and took the blows. Full Story

Nick & Miss Vanessa: MTV PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation at Nick’s resistance, I reported that HE was actually the one calling out for months, and for the sake of saving face and to help her play out a “strong woman” façade, he agreed to pretend subsequently coming out on top when it was all said and done. Full Story

Nick Lachey: bored of Blondes & Breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

This photo – my favourite of the day, it kills me. Nick at Vanessa’s bday party in Vegas, apparently oblivious to the boatload of blonde breasts just behind him. I prefer to think of it as gradual numbness. Being married to set of hooters and not much else for 3 years will do that to you and it’s just too bad Jessie’s skillful cockplay came too late…courtesy of Jackass. Full Story