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Vanessa Minnillo: pageant fashion forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2006 12:00:00 October 18, 2006 12:00:00

Sweet Goddess. This girl is SOOOO beautiful. She is SOOOO cute. She is sweet, she is playing her game perfectly with Nick Lachey...and yet, and yet. Time and again the Beauty Queen shines though. At the Emmys at the VMAs and now at the Hennessy Event in NYC, a silver sparkly mess, obviously an attempt at funky jeans that failed miserably. Full Story

Most Budget: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

What do they say? You can take the girl outta the pageant but you can’t take the pageant outta the girl? I suppose it’s not as bad as her Emmy nightmare but isn’t that like comparing diarrhea to sh*t? Sorry for the crass and yet it had to be said: Nick Lachey digs girls who dig low classy clothes. Full Story

Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. Now I’m not saying he has to gaunt that sh*t up like Keira Knightley’s boyfriend or anything but still…a little definition wouldn’t hurt either, non? Full Story

Worst Dressed: Vanessa Minnillo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

Don’t ask me what she was doing there. I have no idea. Nor do I care. But I’m beginning to think she’s bitten off a bit too much Jessica and can’t find her way home. What in the name of good taste is this??? Tacky, loud, cheap, this sh*t is worse than a regular mall…this sh*t is what I call Chinese Mall, and if you’ve never had the pleasure, I suggest you drive out to a suburb and get your groove on. Full Story

Worst Meathead: Nick Lachey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

I like my men a little on the lean side – take a look at the Freebie 5 and I think it’s quite evident. Lanky, long limbs, defined muscles, ripped but not bulging, not brawny, and definitely, definitely not beefy. It’s a matter of personal taste, I understand not all of you agree, I understand the Herculean ideal appeals to many if not most but I have to tell you, I’m really, really not down with the gym-hunks. Full Story

Vanessa"s got game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2006 12:00:00 August 3, 2006 12:00:00

Didn"t I tell you this girl was good? Never mind the sweet exterior and the "I"m all for you" approach she"s played to perfection. Vanessa Minnillo is bringin" it - and her efforts have not only added value to her own career, she"s also lifting Nick in the process. Full Story


If you"re the person who asked me about Mimi concert tickets, can you email me when you have a chance? I lost your address and I have an answer for you. Nick Lachey does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Ethan Hawke. You need someone with less official attachments. Fresh column Wednesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey


Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I hope will take on the role of the loin quivering horse riding William Stafford with great big thighs and hopefully no shirt on? Heaven, gossips. Total heaven. And did you hear about Corey Haim and a tv deal with Corey Feldman? WTF? Love the 80s and definitely loved Corey. and all but come on… Can you stand to look at the drug ravages all over his face on weekly television? Here, take a look and refresh your memories. Some things should never be brought back from the dead, you know what I mean? Oh but the best but also the very worst about this is that he apparently had an affair with Victoria Beckham pre-David. Me. In the toilet. Puking my Chinese all over the Four Seasons Resort. Anyway, you’ll have to excuse the errors in this column. I have an 8am call time, it’s 2am right now, I’ve already written over 2,600 words, and I’m not going to bother with revisions and proofing so it’s probably not as sharp as I would like it to be. However, I received a pointed email today by a reader who goes by “Stickers etc” admonishing me for my terrible time management skills so I desperately wanted to get this out to you as soon as possible. Apologies all around for not delivering on deadline. Fresh gossip on Thursday, unless I bust my ass snowboarding in which case I’ll have bigger things – like my ass – to worry about other than smut. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Nick & Vanessa: undercover in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

My hometown threw a HUGE party last night and Nick Lachey was the marquee player. He performed, he greeted the fans, he pimped his record, and he also showed up with a case of Vanessa Minnillo. Although they tried to avoid being photographed together over the weekend, sneaking in and out backdoors at clubs and restaurants, my spies tell me they were very much a couple, as in touchy feely gropey, and even a little more. Full Story

Nick Lachey"s promising summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

Freedom from the Simpsons, a hit record, overwhelming sympathy, and now one of the hottest girls on the block? Well, well, well…it looks like Team Lachey"s strategy is paying off in spades. Or brunettes. Sorry, lame joke. But still. How can you deny the brilliance of his campaign? While Jessica has been universally ridiculed since their "public" split 6 months ago, Nick has emerged virtually unscathed. Full Story

Nick up, Jess down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2006 12:00:00 June 1, 2006 12:00:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Nick has a new girl. Her name is Kim Kardashian, daughter of Robert, who you might remember as OJ"s lawyer. Kim looks hot. Hot and brunette and probably rich. Isn"t it ironic that in the intricate world of PR messaging, Nick Lachey"s the one who came out on top? Because even though I"m told he most definitely wanted out of the Family Simpson, playing the poor jilted card was bloody brilliant, worthy of our highest admiration. Full Story