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Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double platinum? Who the f&ck is buying this sh*t??? Sorry. Full Story


John Travolta does not need supervision. Neither does Nick Lachey. Britney"s press conference tomorrow. Will she finally divorce that piece of sh*t??? Hmmm…not likely. But we can hope, right? Fresh column Thursday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Shakira Shakira

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2006 12:00:00 April 27, 2006 12:00:00

I think I"m in love with Shakira. Can"t get that catchy trumpet from Hips Don"t Lie outta my head. And when I saw her popping that booty and shakin" her thing at the Billboard Latin Music Awards this evening, I think my inner dyke woke up from a long long sleep. The girl is FOINE. Cutest face ever too. Full Story

Thursday, April 20, 2006 Dear gossips, For the last 3 days, the entire gossip universe has been dominated by Little Sci. So if Tom"s well timed mission was to secure media hype in advance of the other Mission - it looks like he has succeeded. Having said that, I can pretty much guarantee that everyone and their eyebrow stylist is sick to frickin" death of any and every detail being leaked from Scientology headquarters to promote this birth, this man, and this religion…if you can call it that. I"m not rehashing the Suri details here. Because judging from the amount of emails I"ve received in the last 24 hours, you"ve all probably had enough placenta with a side of epidural and silent birth to last you a lifetime. Thank Goddess for Nick Lachey. Never thought I"d say that. In today"s issue: why Nick spoke and Jessie didn"t, Leo"s latest child conquest, the Jennifer Aniston baby debate, a Janet Jackson weight examination, and Jennifer Love Hewitt spreads overseas.

Nick Lachey"s perfect move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself as the man who adored his bride, who continues to adore her still, is absolute grade A spin at its finest. Full Story

A candidate for Nick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

Like, Oh.My.Goddess. Can’t believe we hadn’t thought of this earlier. Nick Lachey and Alyssa Milano! Low level celeb heaven, TV for life, both divorced, equally matched on the hotness scale, sexy enough to drive Jessica crazy, and just b-list enough together to make an incredibly compelling reality tv show about “Finding Love After Love”. Full Story

Eva Longoria - the bitch looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

It pains me, gossips. It pains me to say it, especially since I hate this egomaniacal tramp. And in spite of all that, I can"t deny she looks gorgeous. Lovely skin, lovely hair, lovely dress. Lovely all around. Except on the inside. On the inside she"s a shameless slut. Which is why she will never win a Golden Globe. Full Story

Mischa & Cisco engaged???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2006 12:00:00 January 2, 2006 12:00:00

If you’ve been keeping up with the gossip pages over the holidays, you would have heard already that Mischa Barton is rumoured to be engaged to that vile piece of human waste we call Cisco Adler. Apparently he proposed a couple of months ago in Hawaii and she accepted. They have since spent every waking moment together, from Aspen for Christmas to Miami for New Year’s. Full Story