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Paris Hilton: sucking cock will give you wonky eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

I really didn"t want to do this, to write about her this week, to throw the spotlight any more than I have to on the launch of her record. But Blender changed all that. An "insightful" interview in which Paris talks Paris, the famous interview with this now famous quote about her album: "When this record comes out, people are gonna change their f—kin’ tune. Full Story

Herro Kitty: My People & The Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

This Paris Hilton Hello Kitty business - in my opinion, not quite the pride of my people and while I"m not Japanese, the spirit of Hello Kittification is truly a pan Asian experience, with a heartbeat as strong in Canton as it is in Kawasaki. For some reason, over there, we breed girls with the maturity of a cartoon frog and the emotional depth of a bow-adorned cat - girls who roll in handholding packs, who erupt in high pitched squeals over something as simple as finding out that the cutesy pencil case they covet comes in green AND powder blue. Full Story

Macca to Mills: the glory days are gone, bitch!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

The Goddess gives and the Goddess takes away. Just a year ago, Heather Mills was married to a billionaire. Cut to present and she can"t even get in the door. Having the locks changed on you is embarassing enough but having the locks changed on you when the pappies are around??? As the Fug Girls would say: Well played Goddess…well played. Full Story

An Ally for Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

Who can out-drama Lindsay Lohan these days? My girl is owning it and she is living it and like all spoiled celebrities, she has now taken to complaining about it. Praise Goddess - what would smut be like without Lilo? I"m sure you"ve heard the latest, right? Lindsay swarmed by pappies as she was leaving The Ivy the other day (see attached), prompting an anguished email to Perez Hilton, lamenting her fate, a desperate plea for compassion, even though she just happened to be breaking bread at THE place to go if and when you need to be noticed. Full Story

The Many Whims of Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2006 12:00:00 August 4, 2006 12:00:00

This is why I love Victoria. Victoria, you see, is an entertainer. Victoria understands the power of her own brand, why we"re obsessed, what exactly it is that keeps us coming back. There are those who write to me all the time - how could you love her so? She"s revolting, she"s a CHAV, she"s ridiculous, she"s crazy, she"s a bitch, blah blah blah blah blah. Full Story

Friday, July 28, 2006 Dear gossips, According to many of you, Nicole"s mysterious bump has nothing to do with fertility success but everything to do with fertility assistance. Either that or the all too familiar anorexic bloat, something that only occurs when an insanely slender woman actually dares to put something in her mouth, resulting in immediate gases that wreak havoc in her belly. Honestly gossips… are we really too cynical to believe that the Kidmans are expecting? In today"s weekend kickoff: on Leo & Gisele, on Jessica, on Apple, on technology, a little gloating about Carmen, and - shocker of shockers! - a Hilton less than taut!

The Daily Tara Reid: Nicky Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a few months ago called Mischa Barton a "fat pig", don"t you think? First of all, mentioning Mischa and fat in the same sentence is absolutely ludicrous. Full Story

Nicole Kidman is the new Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

You were obsessed with Katie"s bump, some of you STILL think it was a pillow pregnancy, so why not not extend the same skepticism to Nicole Kidman? Let"s examine the evidence. First, take a look at photos taken in mid June BEFORE Nicole"s wedding. You will note from Perez Hilton"s Full Story

Friday, July 21, 2006 Dear gossips, Do you miss the days when the Hoff was lower key and lower profile? When obsessing over his unique level of cheese wasn’t a national past time? I miss those days. Because now that’s he back on the telly, now that his Hoffness is readily accessible across so many platforms, his special Hoff lustre is just a little less Hoff. The true essence of Hoff, you see, was in its innocence – an underground appreciation willingly bestowed upon a man who seemed to offer homegrown Hoffness without guile or obsequiousness. But that was then. That was last year before he became everyone’s favourite flavour of the moment, back when I launched the Hoff Contest in December, celebrating the Hoffassity during the holidays, months before getting a Hoff video in your inbox became a daily occurrence. Because really…can the Hoff still be the Hoff if he’s a mainstream Hoff? No, gossips. The days of Hoff Heaven are over. And it is time to crown a new King. Dear Hoff: You’re dead to me. In today’s issue: on Hayden & Sienna, on Ashlee & Jessica, on Ryan & Rachel, on America, on Ellen, Tara’s tits take a tumble, and Paris Hilton sets a Hollywood example.

Paris Hilton’s Celebrity Lesson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2006 12:00:00 July 21, 2006 12:00:00

Beyond the art of infecting Hollywood with her legendary viral potency or fellating with fervour for the cameras, there are few things that Paris Hilton can contribute to the world of celebrity. We know she can’t act, we know she can’t sing, we KNOW she can’t dance, and please don’t insult me by making me assure you that the bitch certainly can’t write. Full Story

Carmen & Dave: another angle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the news. They’re done, they’re over, and word on the street – according to Perez Hilton via Life & Style is that Dave Navarro has spent the last 5 months in bed and in residence with some broad called Sarah Howard. Full Story