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Carmen & Dave: another angle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2006 12:00:00 July 19, 2006 12:00:00

I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the news. They’re done, they’re over, and word on the street – according to Perez Hilton via Life & Style is that Dave Navarro has spent the last 5 months in bed and in residence with some broad called Sarah Howard. Full Story

Mischa Barton: almost perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs ugly men. It’s so Paulina Porizkova, don’t you think? So anyway, back to Mischa’s gargantuan flaw: quite obviously, her acting. Full Story

Lindsay: new man, new spread

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. My girl has a great bottom, doesn"t she? A great bottom that"s loading up the mileage. Full Story

Paris Hilton’s Canadian conquest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Hope you caught my spot on eTalk tonight, dishing on Paris’s Toronto takeover. Let’s do a quick recap here, shall we? Kills me to say this but I’m told she was an absolute star. People went bananas for her. WTF??? On Saturday she went to Gucci and shut the place down. Full Story

Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is that it is just so resilient. It sweeps in, causes a sh*tload of damage, and just before scientists can narrow it down, it disappears again, back into the rainforest where it waits and lurks, gaining strength for the next epidemic. Full Story

Worst Blonde: Brooke Hogan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

Who??? Yeah, exactly. This is the first and last time the spawn of Hulk makes it into my column. Unless of course she decides to sit on and suffocate Paris Hilton, in which case she can have the whole damn page. Otherwise Brooke, please take your low classy animal and get the hell off the carpet. Next. Full Story

Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2006 12:00:00 May 31, 2006 12:00:00

I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one could possibly match his ineptitude, along comes Paris Hilton - famous for trolling da club, famous for infecting every party with her diseased black hole and her shameless self promotion, on the eve of launching her first CD, and wouldn"t you know? PARIS HILTON CAN"T DANCE. Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage of some free sh*t at some lounge the other night, not exactly the ugliest we’ve seen her but clearly far from unspoiled. Full Story

The Lohan/Hilton War & the Battle of Brandon Davis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

The bloadsoaked streets of Paris are making me thirsty for conflict. And seriously, is there anything better than a good old fashioned Hollywood catfight, with good vs. evil and a clear, cocaine drawn line between the two? I think not. Every war is characterised by key battles. The Lohan/Hilton War is no different. Full Story

Britney: looking good in NY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of clean…check out Britney Spears, refreshingly pulled together and delightfully pregnant, in New York to promote her fragrance which, in spite of her white trash descent and Federline contamination, appears to be making solid sales. Nice to know her fans are loyal. Bodes well for career longevity - when or if she pulls her head outta her ass and ditches the deadbeat. Full Story

The Willis-Moores out & about

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Here are Demi, Ashton, and Rumer at the wrap party for That 70s Show the other night. Must compliment Rumer as yet another example of a normal figured girl who can still own the skinny jean. I"m telling you. They are the most comfortable, most flattering pants like ever and believe me, I was skeptical too. Full Story