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Friday, July 21, 2006
Dear gossips, Do you miss the days when the Hoff was lower key and lower profile? When obsessing over his unique level of cheese wasn’t a national past time? I miss those days. Because now that’s he back on the telly, now that his Hoffness is readily accessible across so many platforms, his special Hoff lustre is just a little less Hoff. The true essence of Hoff, you see, was in its innocence – an underground appreciation willingly bestowed upon a man who seemed to offer homegrown Hoffness without guile or obsequiousness. But that was then. That was last year before he became everyone’s favourite flavour of the moment, back when I launched the Hoff Contest in December, celebrating the Hoffassity during the holidays, months before getting a Hoff video in your inbox became a daily occurrence. Because really…can the Hoff still be the Hoff if he’s a mainstream Hoff? No, gossips. The days of Hoff Heaven are over. And it is time to crown a new King. Dear Hoff: You’re dead to me. In today’s issue: on Hayden & Sienna, on Ashlee & Jessica, on Ryan & Rachel, on America, on Ellen, Tara’s tits take a tumble, and Paris Hilton sets a Hollywood example.

Paris Hilton’s Celebrity Lesson

July 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyond the art of infecting Hollywood with her legendary viral potency or fellating with fervour for the cameras, there are few things that Paris Hilton can contribute to the world of celebrity. We know she can’t act, we know she can’t sing, we KNOW she can’t dance, and please don’t insult me by making me assure you that the bitch certainly can’t write. Full Story

Carmen & Dave: another angle

July 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the news. They’re done, they’re over, and word on the street – according to Perez Hilton via Life & Style is that Dave Navarro has spent the last 5 months in bed and in residence with some broad called Sarah Howard. Full Story

Mischa Barton: almost perfect

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs ugly men. It’s so Paulina Porizkova, don’t you think? So anyway, back to Mischa’s gargantuan flaw: quite obviously, her acting. Full Story

Lindsay: new man, new spread

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GQ that is. Check it out - La Lohan in all her tarty glory, showing us exactly why she"s dominating the smut scene these days, with a stern “f&ck you” message sent directly to Paris Hilton about who really owns it and who really deserves it. My girl has a great bottom, doesn"t she? A great bottom that"s loading up the mileage. Full Story

Paris Hilton’s Canadian conquest

June 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hope you caught my spot on eTalk tonight, dishing on Paris’s Toronto takeover. Let’s do a quick recap here, shall we? Kills me to say this but I’m told she was an absolute star. People went bananas for her. WTF??? On Saturday she went to Gucci and shut the place down. Full Story

Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is that it is just so resilient. It sweeps in, causes a sh*tload of damage, and just before scientists can narrow it down, it disappears again, back into the rainforest where it waits and lurks, gaining strength for the next epidemic. Full Story

Worst Blonde: Brooke Hogan

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who??? Yeah, exactly. This is the first and last time the spawn of Hulk makes it into my column. Unless of course she decides to sit on and suffocate Paris Hilton, in which case she can have the whole damn page. Otherwise Brooke, please take your low classy animal and get the hell off the carpet. Next. Full Story

Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance

May 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one could possibly match his ineptitude, along comes Paris Hilton - famous for trolling da club, famous for infecting every party with her diseased black hole and her shameless self promotion, on the eve of launching her first CD, and wouldn"t you know? PARIS HILTON CAN"T DANCE. Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage of some free sh*t at some lounge the other night, not exactly the ugliest we’ve seen her but clearly far from unspoiled. Full Story

The Lohan/Hilton War & the Battle of Brandon Davis

May 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The bloadsoaked streets of Paris are making me thirsty for conflict. And seriously, is there anything better than a good old fashioned Hollywood catfight, with good vs. evil and a clear, cocaine drawn line between the two? I think not. Every war is characterised by key battles. The Lohan/Hilton War is no different. Full Story