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The Daily Ugly: Nicky Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Bloated, tacky, overmade, overbleached - this is NOT Tara Reid. No, gossips. This is the heiress called Nickly Hilton. Now can you think of a more humiliating insult??? I realise there are different standards for Vegas but I"m not so sure this is Vegas as much as it is some 2nd rate peeler bar in the middle of Hickville, Nowheretown USA. Full Story

Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, Stav strayed with Lindsay Lohan"s cooch while Paris went away which is why she hooked up with Matt and refused to let Stav into her house the other night, leaving him begging for her outside the gates. Full Story

Beyonce on vacay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and Lopez. We need more fleshy representation in showbiz, don"t you think? So what"s up with Beyonce? Have we lost another one to the Hollywood Diet Doctors? Full Story

A boy for Gwyneth & Chris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

As longtime readers of this column are aware, I was the first to report on Gwyneth"s second pregnancy - way back on September 14th - a full 2 weeks before the rest of the smutting public caught up. Two months after that, I was also the first to report that she was having a boy. Full Story

Drugs, drugs everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2006 12:00:00 April 6, 2006 12:00:00

Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came up - the daughter of a connected executive - for a pre arranged meet and greet, the child was rudely pushed aside as the trainwreck rushed to the ladies", unable to hold her liquor after using all that smack. Full Story

An open letter to Casey B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Way back on January 8th, I wrote an article about Chad Michael Murray titled “Chad Michael Murray is a moron”. This prompted a very angry message from Young Casey B and several others who came out swinging in defense of their idol. Among the highlights of Casey’s particular argument – other than calling me a dillhole – was that I needed to get my facts straight. Full Story

Shocker, shocker! Britney looks good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe a tad too Sally Fields for my liking but hey, the hair is washed, there doesn’t seem to be anything growing on her face, and the diseased fungus she married is nowhere to be seen. What’s not to love? And it seems like the good news is coming in droves. Because according to Britney herself, she’s not pregnant, she’s actually, in her words, "just fat". Full Story

Paris Hilton’s new partnership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2006 12:00:00 March 30, 2006 12:00:00

Your favourite spread eagled slut has attached herself to Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia for an upcoming recording collaboration in yet another pathetic attempt to become more than just a hole with money. How did she manage to whore out this deal? Well…how do you think? Look at these fresh bruises on her arm. Full Story

Sunday, March 19, 2006 Dear gossips, We are in the middle of a gossip drought. While the real stars have all gone back to work or have chosen to hibernate before the blockbuster summer season, b-list skanks like Paris Hilton and her maybe raging case of herpes are trying to take their places. Nice try…but I don"t think so. In today"s short issue: another TomKat sighting, Kelly O"s new physique, the Federlines clean up, and - since it"s a slow news day - a selection of photos from the past, just because I"d rather look backwards than give any more column space to the whoring antics of the Hollywood slut brigade.

Tom & Katie: the bump intact

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2006 12:00:00 March 12, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of manipulative illusion, here are Tom and Katie on Friday night in LA and again today in Beverly Hills with the bump on full display from JJB. So we are well in to March and she still hasn"t popped. Forgive me for saying this…but I told you so. Full Story

Nicky Hilton on a budget

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

It never fails to amaze me how the Hiltons, with all their fame and fortune, can somehow manage to repeatedly trash out their name with flailing poons and bargain basement attire. Here"s Nicky Hilton channeling the slutty office secretary desperately trying to sleep with the boss. For a minute there I thought this was Tara Reid…until I saw the choker. Full Story