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Petra Nemcova – infected by association?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Petra Nemcova was apparently grinding up on Greek Stav the other night in NYC … and going by the law of Six Degrees of Sex Association, that would mean that she is only one step removed from Paris Hilton… Now in spite of the fact that Stav was tappin’ that Black Hole Vagina for the better part of a year, you have to admit, he’s a helluva lot better looking than James Blunt and his clammy large teeth. Full Story

Boo Hoo Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Always an excuse, always a back door… amazing how one person can skulk through life without ownership or accountability and even more amazing how many people are willing to enable it – with enough money, I suppose anyone will say anything. So goes the life of Paris Hilton. Another legal issue looming over her wonky eye – this time a $10 million libel and slander suit stemming from yet another case of backstabbing karma. Full Story

The Best Rossum Ever!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

You will laugh your ass off… so pathetically obvious, so pathetically cheese, so desperate, so contrived – only Paris Hilton, you know? Only Paris is capable of this kind of blatant Rossum. All because of 45 days in the slammer…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Check it out – Hollywood Ebola in virginal white, with her Mommy and her Wittle Sister, hands clasped piously, leaving church yesterday as cameras just happened to commemorate the moment… can you believe this piece of sh-t? And what is it? Like the 10th day in the row she’s worn white? Can a new wardrobe save her from prison? Can a new wardrobe close the black hole between her legs? Undecided on the first count, absolutely NOT on the second. Full Story

Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder what Kathy Hilton is going to say about this. Full Story

The Example

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

If only there were more Tina Feys in Hollywood…but then it wouldn’t be Hollywood, right? A stunning Tina Fey at the Time Magazine event the other night, earning and deserving a spot on the Time 100: - first female head writer on Saturday Night Live- one of the best anchors of Weekend Update- wrote the screenplay for Mean Girls…critically praised, described as an even “better version of Heathers”- is the creator, producer, writer, and star of 30 Rock, the season’s most acclaimed new sitcom And of course, one more reason to worship Tina Fey – you will recall it was Tina who openly called Paris Hilton a PIECE OF sh-t on Howard Stern last year. Full Story

Help Them!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

SO revolting…have you ever seen anything so revolting? Hollywood Ebola facing temporary vaccination, facing 45 days behind bars, doing whatever she can to escape that fate, and now resorting to exploiting her pets, those poor poor pets subjected to a lifetime of captivity with the skankest ho in Hollwood – there really is no bottom when it comes to Paris Hilton, non? Here she is, juggling three dogs – accessories to be toted out whenever convenient and then ignored the rest of the time, deprived of genuine love and affection that comes with a real animal lover instead of the part-time convenient caring that comes with being owned by Hollywood’s most frivolous beast. Full Story

Told to be Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2007 00:00:00 May 9, 2007 00:00:00

Is it contrition if it"s ordered? You know what the scary thing is? The scary thing is there are some idiots in the world who will actually believe that she means what her lawyer told her to say. The good news however is that finally, finally, finally, Paris Hilton is beginning to understand the cold, hard truth: that she is universally despised, that she is universally regarded as – what Tina Fey called – a piece of sh-t. Full Story

45 Days for Rocky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

And why not? As I promised last week, if Rocky could secure a jail sentence for Hollywood Ebola, he would sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. But given Paris’s sentence, why not 45 days? That’s how long she’s supposed to be locked up, non? As for whether or not she’s really going to be locked up, many are predicting a very short stay in the slammer, if at all. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola to Prison!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

He did it! Rocky did it! The LA Attorney"s office wanted to put that sh-t away and a judge has agreed - Paris Hilton will serve 45 days in jail. And unlike other Hollywood situations this was NOT planned - definitely conspiracy but this time on our side! That skank did not expect to be sent to the slammer. Full Story

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Where else to begin but Britney – even by Hollywood standards it’s an amazingly quick comeback. Too bad she didn’t rock the bald, but the good news is, even though it’s been 3 years since she last performed, our girl still classed it down on the costume, prancing around in a bra, a short skirt and yes, fishnets… Some things never change.

Bless … She’s back!!!

Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,


Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see her become a star, am determined to make her a star – yet another one for absolutely no reason aside from the obvious: because she’s Demi’s daughter and Bruce’s first born, because she hangs in Hollywood and is friends with Lindsay Lohan, because if Paris Hilton can become a household name, why not Rumer Willis??? Why not? Especially now that the hair has opened up some aesthetic possibilities, developing an eating disorder should really take things to a new level. Full Story