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Blankie and a Bottle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in LA with Apple who brought her blankie and a bottle along too. SO cute. Gwyneth has been in town because she is working on Iron Man, the highly anticipated new Marvel superhero movie starring Robert Downey Junior. Here he is attached looking kinda hot. Actually…really hot. Full Story

Desperate at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

source Mischa Barton… sit down. Seriously, it’s Coachella. It’s not ’69, it’s not f&cking Woodstock, the fringe overkill is grossly unbecoming, and the fact that it all cost more than a family sedan makes it even more pathetic. Full Story

Bent Face & Bad Footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story

What Would Your Mother Say?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

If she saw you, if she saw you like this? Leg hitched up in the most compromising of positions – Nicky Hilton with her boyfriend last week at a club. So slovenly. So exposed. So… Base. Base is what it is. To me there is nothing that screams cheap louder than public straddling standing up. Full Story

Cam & Drew at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2007 12:00:00 April 30, 2007 12:00:00

Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing a full on love affair. Full Story

Dream, Come, True

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol misuse and the UNglamour of hard living in advance of the upcoming prom season. Full Story

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Have always loved Prince, now love Prince even more. Because Prince apparently hates Paris Hilton and isn’t afraid to go public.

So the Purple Sexy was performing in Vegas last week when he spotted Ebola in the crowd. He called to her, invited her on stage, of course she obliged, only to be handed a mic and commanded to sing, as Prince said cheekily to the audience:
“Let’s see if she can really sing.” Hee.

Needless to say, Paris stomped off leaving Elliott Mintz to deny the story, adding yet another lie on top of the hundreds he has already dished out in support of that disgusting piece of sh-t he calls a client.

It’s Thursday, will be blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

PS. My regards to the girls at Orca Bay who, in spite of last night, will always always Believe in Blue.

PPS. Who else but Celine Dion could perform with an Elvis hologram? Forgive me, I worship Elvis, I had to watch parts of American Idol last night. And as usual, with anything involving Celine, abject horror turned to amusement – she really does do tacky so entertainingly, and creepy entertainment she delivered: I will never forget the sight of Celine emoting with an electronically resurrected Elvis Presley, legging-clad legs spread in her trademark half-lunge position throughout the entire performance…sigh. Celine Cheese. There’s nothing like it.

Hermy D pops zits in public??!!??

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Back to the bottom of the list. Hanging out with Ebola last night...and also squeezing her pimples in a public washroom? It’s a f&cking shame this man gets to wear the clothes she does. A F&CKING SHAME. As reported by a spy to Us Weekly, Cam was at Teddys last night, dancing up a storm…embarrassingly so. Full Story

The Lowest Common Denominator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Is sh-t. And assholes too. THIS is what Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to resort to to get ratings on their pathetic Simple Life. The two are doing press for it right now and reveal that they spend some time on the new season of the show at a “wellness camp” for youth where one of the steps to healthy living happens to be an enema. Full Story

Ryan the F-cking Loser?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. Tales of Ryan Phillippe’s pathetic exploits in LA, hanging out the other night at the Chateau Marmont, this is apparently how he works his magic: "He started screaming at these girls, "Hey, you're hot! Get over here!"” Shockingly enough, would you believe it? The girls actually told him to beat it. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola behind bars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days. Full Story