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Hollywood Ebola behind bars?

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days. Full Story

The Daily Miso: Bai Ling

March 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As in Miso Horny: illicit massage parlour worker whispers with a thick accent and uses magic hands fulfilling the chinagirl appetites of pervy rednecks with Asian fetishes. And don’t deny it – Bai Ling is exactly that description. Almost killed myself after watching her on Lost a few weeks ago playing – what else! – a mystical tattoo artist/fortune teller who loves to f&ck. Full Story

Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe

March 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be interesting without joining the Hollywood Slut Brigade, isn’t it? I think yes. Full Story

LA Fashion Contamination

March 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You don’t need to know the name of this clothing company. Because if they hired Paris Hilton to walk their runway, why would you want to buy their clothes? Check it out: Paris and her uncoordinated limbs modeling tranny-style last night. Look at the untamed narcissism – here’s a bitch so caught up in her own delusional greatness, she actually believes the haters are in the minority. Full Story

Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional

March 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because she’s being harassed, because she wants an audience while she practices her dance routine – none of the reasons warranting further action, all of them requiring diversion on the part of authorities from real matters of pressing concern. Full Story

The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing a penis dangling from her lips. I like that pink is avoided at all costs. Full Story

On Ryan, Rachel, and Oscar

February 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first… text messaging like mad from readers at LAX. Rachel McAdams arrived today – pink hair still present and accounted for.   Needless to say, the hysterical McGoslings are losing their sh-t over her absence during Oscar weekend. Anxiety and lunacy reign supreme, Notebook fans in a full on panic about potential distress…here’s an email I received from someone who refers to her/himself only as – McGosling Forever: Lainey, I find it hard to believe she was working like you said and couldn’t come with him. Full Story

Britney: Help and Hope…finally???

February 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’s only 25. Or 26. Full Story

Chinese Chicken & The Keys

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t say enough about Dr Cher and Kimberly who drove 3 hours from Key West and 3 hours back for a smutty lunch on Saturday bearing a poultry-inspired gift. Apparently chickens run amok in the Keys - the perfect way to honour my Chinese Squawking Chicken of a Mother, fitting then that I’ve now named my Key West Chicken after the woman who gave me life. Full Story

Thursday, February 8, 2007
Dear Gossips, Why bother with talent when you can easily make a sex tape? Kim Kardashian could become a household name and she just happens to be Paris Hilton’s best friend, except much better looking with a crazy, crazy ass…and shocker of all ad campaign that just happens to be launching right now. Amazingly enough, her sex video is very well shot, lighting isn’t bad, skin is flawless, close ups at the right moments, panned shots when they matter – high quality porn and killer sound effects too. I believe at one point she moans out (STOP READING NOW IF YOU’RE A PRUDE): I want you to f*** me until you c***. Classy. Her parents must be so proud. And that’s the last time she’ll be mentioned in this column. Not to preach but seriously y’all…don’t make her famous. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Heads up Toronto – Six Degrees, Friday night, an auction to benefit the Canadian Diabetes Association… and somehow they’ve managed to convince Miss Universe Natalie Glebova to allow herself to be auctioned off for a good cause. Click here for more details and if you get a date with that hot Olympian, give me the smut! PPS. Julia Roberts does not harass via text message. Julia is A-list independently, TH is A-list by association and syndication. Also not Jada Pinkett Smith. TH’s husband will never go near an Oscar, never mind get nominated for one.

Paris Hilton: A Correction

February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In yesterday’s article about Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton, I wrote the following about Hollywood Ebola: Paris meanwhile is still keeping a low profile, trying to ride out the storm before raging back stronger than ever…which is why Hollywood Ebola is so deadly. Full Story