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Making Over Paris Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

Unlike the endless train of screw-up stars seeking “treatment” for a quick PR fix, Paris Hilton will not be heading to “Rehab”. She is however moving legally to shut down, claiming a violation of privacy and – most importantly – a threat to her personal safety, suggesting that the website opens up the possibility of fraud and stalking. Full Story

Friday, January 26, 2007 Dear Gossips, Paris Hilton a pill-popper? And why is that shocking? More details from Paris Exposed, details courtesy the NY Post – turns out Paris appears to be in regular possession of prescription medication including painkillers and Valtrex which of course is used to treat Herpes. All this in addition to what looks like a motherload of coke dumped over a friend’ s chest and of course the drug rumours that have long surrounded her crew but never seem to stick to her, despite the fact that she’s supposedly wellknown among Young Hollywood to be a more than occasional recreational user… Which begs the question: why is Paris Hilton the Teflon Heiress? While Britney and Lindsay and Nicole are vilified incessantly for questionable behaviour, with addiction automatically intimated as the explanation, Paris Hilton, the most morally reprehensible of the lot, always manages to skulk away unsoiled. Unfortunately gossips… she will live through this scandal, in fact she will thrive and possibly get even stronger through this scandal, as Hollywood Ebola always does in times of adversity, it’s depressing but it’s true: Paris Hilton will never die. Friday – real time blogging, check back often, and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy 21st Birthday to Lisa in Texas – live it up girl! PPS. Regarding your emails about Chav and Posh and a definition: it’s not in the Gossip Guide because it’s not an expression or a modification of one that I can take credit for. Gorgessity and Gay Midge Dwarf on the other hand…all mine. Click here for a hilariously academic study of Chav, though not exactly on point as it relates to the Beckhams specifically, it’ll give you a general idea and amuse you in the details – enjoy!
Thursday, January 25, 2007 Dear Gossips, Forget community service and a charitable donation – rehab appears to be the new celebrity PR quick fix. Whether you’re a racist or an obnoxious 20 year old with an irresponsible mother or a womanising country music star married to a Freeze Face or an actor who hates the gays, clearly the message in Hollywood these days is to blame the sauce or the drugs and get your ass into treatment as soon as the sh-t hits the fan…COINCIDENTALLY as soon as the sh-t hits the fan. In a word? Weak. Thursday – busy day, live blogging, check back often for fresh posts. Highlight of the week? Definitely Paris Exposed. On the off chance you haven’t heard – she was moving, she put her belongings in storage, she forgot to pay the measly $200 bill, her stuff was auctioned off, purchased by a few entrepreneurial fellows, catalogued, scanned, and posted on the web for your viewing pleasure…at a price, of course. I’m too cheap to fork over $39.99 for the privilege of seeing Paris coked up and doped up and naked and probably taking it up the ass 24/7 but hey – you might enjoy it. And if you do…SEND DETAILS. For a taste before you buy – click here for the trailer…yes, half the free world has goosed her and YES, she absolutely does tell the camera that: I get f*cked in the butt for coke. For clips and screencaps, hats off to the wickedly dirty Jesus Martinez at Drunken Stepfather for gettin’ his smut on so quickly with the coverage. CAUTION: Not safe for work…but seriously, if there was ever any, any, any doubt about Paris Hilton, about just how f&cking nasty she really is, about whether or not she too is a frequent “bathroom visitor” much like Britney and Lindsay, you really should check it out…because Paris Hilton is ROCK BOTTOM. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Hollywood Ebola: Wonky Eye is the new Uggs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2007 12:00:00 January 19, 2007 12:00:00

So over, so 2006, dead, done, passé, gone. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is getting rid of her Wonky Eye. She apparently tried to get rid of it years ago – a procedure to lift her lids which obviously never worked. These days however, because of her incessant contact-wearing, preferring fake baby blues over the real brown, the overusage is causing one side to droop more than the other, and as such she was spotted with Nicky Hilton at a plastic surgeon’s the other day, intent on correcting the mismatch. Full Story

Best Breasts: Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

At 62 with breasts like these? As my cousin Dexy said tonight – it’s dirty but it’s dirty dirty good. And now she’s just toying with us, isn’t she? The best answer to Paris Hilton and the blonde Hollywood vacuum, to the incessant worship of youth and illusion – of all the young bimbos farting around Hollywood, who can hold a candle to the magnificent Helen Mirren? Certainly not Paris Hilton. Full Story

Lilo, The Angels & Nostradamus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

You can stop reading now if you hate my gloat but I"ve been calling for a Drew/Lindsay mentorship for a while now and guess what, gossips? It has happened! All single, all hot, all troubled at one point or another...and now ALL PARTYING TOGETHER. Hyde, last night, caught on video by X17, now that Cam and Drew have rid their heavenly bodies of the Pip and the Drummer, they"re upping the A List factor on the LA club scene, sending a serious "F&ck off and die, bitch!" message to Paris Hilton in terms of who carries LEGITIMATE Star Power in Hollywood. Full Story

People’s Choice Overrated: Carmen Electra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

What, exactly, does she do? Besides marrying and divorcing and posing for the occasional Playboy and getting killed in the occasional slasher/joker flick…is Carmen Electra that far off in uselessness from Paris Hilton? And seriously – is she really all that? To me it’s generic. To me it’s rather unremarkable. Full Story

Another Pageant Scandal, More Pageant Sluts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Hot Tip just in! Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, making headlines for lewd behaviour (as illustrated), resulting in her getting dethroned without benefit of a Trump Pardon...I"ve just heard that there are new allegations that will be surfacing imminently that make these photos look tame by comparison. Full Story

Paris Hilton teaches me English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. Full Story

Monday, December 4, 2006 Dear Gossips, Don’t know what’s more shocking: an entire weekend without seeing Britney’s bare flaps getting outta the car or the fact that I’ve bought and wrapped all my Christmas presents! As you know, she turned 25 on Saturday, kicking it off at the zoo with SPF before vamping it up for the pappies and Paris too later on. As for the Billboard Awards – turns out Paris, following in her BFF’s footsteps, dropped out of hosting duties because she didn’t want to disparage her friends, supposedly having issues with a script that called for her to mock friends like Britney and Nicole. Or at least that’s what her publicist said. Apparently there’s a Paris Hilton Makeover in effect – the loyal friend, the babysitting friend, the Britney protectress, the Lesbian Lover??? More on that later. Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for new posts, click on LAST WEEK for late posts you may have missed on Friday including Angie/Brad hotness, and THANK YOU to everyone entering the Desperate giveaway. Winners have been contacted, Idlewild deadline is today, more freebies on the way. Yours in gossip, Lainey

How Pretty is Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

When she’s not stoned out of her tree and scrapping with Paris Hilton and stumbling around LA, when she’s scrubbed her Dirty Face and covered up her cooch, Lindsay Lohan is a very, very pretty girl. Check her out, at a Laker game late last week – not orange, not unclean, no pinned pupils, gorgeous and normal, full and flowing and believable extensions that don’t scream ghetto or the Mall…it’s a rare glimpse of her potential. Full Story