Granny in green

October 4, 2008 08:42:55 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder.

It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same.

Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen.

This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Ridiculous, non?

Don’t know why she felt the need to pull back her forehead. It’s not like it needs anymore of it.

But look at that face, would you? Not a crease, not a fold, not a wrinkle…nothing. Just a woman who refuses to admit what she does and how often she does it, even though it’s not just snippy gossip bloggers who are commenting on it now, it’s also proper journalists reviewing her films, from the Associated Press and even the New York Times, subtly suggesting that Ms Kidman’s talent would be better served if the muscles in her head weren’t completely f&cking paralysed!

But you can’t argue with a woman like Nicole. So threatened by age, so obsessed with control, so vain, and so well trained by the GMD for ten long years. She’ll look like this forever, unchanged, for the next 60 years.

Click here for more of youthful Gran in Elle.

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