From Malcolm: on Nicole Kidman

March 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
As an Australian I just have to say I cant stand the over-exposed over-botoxed bitch. Is there no end to the ego and how desperate can one person be to whore themselves to publicity. I once though she had talent, now all her skill is desperately try to hide the talons. She leaves Aniston in dead-in-the-water when it comes to playing up the weak-victimmised woman. Come on 5 years of doe-eyed single life - NEVER photographed with a single man. An oscar-reward for service as a beard! The woman is THE original FAKE old goat. Does that make me unpatriotic? Dear Malcolm, Not sure if I can answer the unpatriotic question but I can certainly comment on the over-botoxification and the ego. Thing is, I used to LOVE Nicole. If I"m not mistaken, I think she"s still on my "Love List" in the Gossip Guide. I only became alarmed after the post-Oscar freezepop addiction and the problem only worsened when Lenny Kravitz wouldn"t commit to her. Can you imagine? Getting older, getting lonelier, no prospects in sight… is it any wonder why her most intimate relationship to date has likely been with her plastic surgeon? In terms of your Kidman disdain - I can tell you for sure that you"re not alone. A small army of Keith Urban fans have started to turn on him as a result of his relationship. In fact, someone just sent me an email from a group of his core followers who have taken the liberty of rewriting one of his songs (Making Memories of Us) to express their outrage. Here"s an excerpt: and everyone will notice that that bitch is my date and I am going to use you like nobody has used you and no one will have hurt you as much as I betray your trust Ouch! Even more hilarious - yet another cynic has kindly sent along this clever creation which quite obviously describes what many people in Nashville think of Keith"s new status as Nicole"s media bitch in training. I think you might get a kick out of it - no pun intended.
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