Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz.
Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out for dinner at Mr Chows. And of course Nicole was impeccably preserved – seriously, look at her face. There’s not a ripple, not a line, not a crease, nothing but freshly plumped cheeks and lips, to say nothing of the ongoing freeze that is her forehead. I also love that what was supposed to be an intimate dinner with her man at one of most notorious celebrity spots in Hollywood also required the application of false eyelashes – she’s so subtle, non?
But the best is how she plays it, like all timid and shy, shielding herself behind him – the fragile flower hiding behind her hunk of manliness, so frightened by the pappies and so seemingly inconvenienced by their presence…although not one hair is out of place on her head and that dress, that beautiful, beautiful dress – well it deserved to be seen, didn’t it? Check her out – seriously, it’s fantastic. In fact, her entire game is fantastic. Because I think at this point she’s actually convinced herself to believe her own acting.
And why not? She really is one of the best. And if her face would only move a little more, I’d totally believe her.
PS. The nasty looking breastplate? I"m as mystified as you are.