The Daily Ugly: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00
Sweet Goddess! Here she is at some event in NYC this evening and I"m starting to wonder if she"s alive inside anymore. Is this the result of a lifetime spent bearding? I have to tell you, I was actually starting to believe that Keith Urban might not be gay, but given the way Nicole"s been looking these days, I think I"m climbing right back on the homo wagon. Think about it - if she was gettin" it good, like Penelope Cruz is these days, wouldn"t she have a much healthier glow about her??? Straight, not straight, whatever. The point is, something is wrong with this woman. Maybe it"s the Botox. Maybe it"s the life of fraud. Maybe it"s something more alarming. But I think we can all agree…Nicole Kidman needs help.

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