Granny and her hairpiece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 06:45:42 October 8, 2009 06:45:42

Granny Freeze is the official spokesperson for Omega. So here’s Nicole Kidman at the Omega event last night in New York, a striking figure in black, with an Omega appropriate Stepford hairpiece attached to the back of her head.

Amazingly enough, Gran’s third lip appears to have tucked itself back under (mostly) her other lips. Too bad. I’ve become rather attached to those side flappers. There’s an element of Georgia O’Keefe in there and you don’t have to look hard for it. Floral labia, oral labia.

But while Gran may have eased up on the needle action around her mouth, she most certainly has not given it a break on the rest of her face.

Look at it. It’s flawless. Totally perfect. And beautiful, yes. But at what cost?

She’s a mansion without warmth. No one lives inside of it. Cold and eerie and unwelcoming. You don’t go home to Nicole Kidman. You leave her at the museum.

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