Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

January 3, 2008 06:51:48 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children?

Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. For some reason I still can’t fathom, you all are obsessed with celebrities having babies. Jennifer Garner was never, ever, ever a star of this calibre until Violet came along. Same goes for countless others.

Which is why Granny Freeze wants to cash in on the craze. Again. You see, Granny always pulls out the pregnancy possibility card when she needs a positive headline.

That’s not to say she’s not pregnant this time. She very well could be. And I certainly hope she is. Not only to dispel the hermy rumour but hopefully because childbirth just might soften her forehead – it’d be nice to see her face move again.

But if these new reports of her pregnancy are based solely on the ever unreliable Bump Watch… suffice to say, we’ve been there, done that.

Photo historical evidence is attached, from several previous times in 2006 that Nicole was FOR SURE with child. Obviously as we know now…NOT with child.

New pictures have surfaced this week of Granny and Urban in Australia. She’s wearing a flowing dress that suggests a mound that seems to validate the recent rumours. Also looks like her bust is bigger – another positive sign.

Again, no idea either way. But Granny is crafty, gossips. You never never know. Will keep you posted.

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