Granny & Ali Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:22:08 November 25, 2008 08:22:08

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman – she’s like the Ali Lohan of 40 year olds. 40 going on 70. Right?

This is Gran at the New York premiere of Australia last night with her husband and Hugh Jackman and even her bestie Naomi Watts showed up in support, one of those token gestures perhaps just to keep up appearances.

I can see the rationale behind her look: the intention was elegance, and stateliness, like royalty. Australia’s princess. Australia’s grandmother.

She actually looked a lot better just before the carpet at Letterman. Her sleek black outfit I mean. And you know I’m obsessed with her face. Watch it. Her face could have its own tv show. And David keeps alluding to it! The symmetry of it, the perfection of it. Seriously, nothing moves but her mouth. And barely at that! Juxtapose that with the thin bolts coming out of her neck and it becomes like National Geographic. Can’t get enough of it. Will Australiat be like this? Wonder if Hugh’s hotness is enough to tear our attention away …

Because she needs it badly. She needs Australia to be a winner.

Granny on Letterman Part 1

Granny on Letterman Part 2

Photos from and

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