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Let Ricky be Ricky

October 26, 2009 12:02:18 Posted at October 26, 2009 12:02:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story

No Botox for the eyeballs

October 22, 2009 07:26:35 Posted at October 22, 2009 07:26:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If it were possible, I wonder if Granny Freeze would take care of that too. Then she’d never be caught by cameras looking like this. Which is less than perfect. And less than perfect isn’t good enough. Only completely immobilised and creaseless is good enough. But let’s not fault Gran for seeming tired. Full Story

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Meg Ryan or Nicole Kidman?

October 20, 2009 14:20:10 Posted at October 20, 2009 14:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura just sent me an email: Did you see the new Meg Ryan trailer? The one where she duct tapes her man to a toilet? Unfortunately you don’t really notice the plot because you’re too busy staring at her mangled face. So of course I had to look for it. And no, Laura wasn’t wrong. It’s the preview for Serious Moonlight. Full Story

3 girls and a granny

October 14, 2009 06:58:09 Posted at October 14, 2009 06:58:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story

They deserve better

October 9, 2009 06:42:31 Posted at October 9, 2009 06:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

Granny and her hairpiece

October 8, 2009 06:45:42 Posted at October 8, 2009 06:45:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze is the official spokesperson for Omega. So here’s Nicole Kidman at the Omega event last night in New York, a striking figure in black, with an Omega appropriate Stepford hairpiece attached to the back of her head. Amazingly enough, Gran’s third lip appears to have tucked itself back under (mostly) her other lips. Full Story

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Granny’s Girls’ Night Out

September 24, 2009 07:07:42 Posted at September 24, 2009 07:07:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at “The Important Dinner for Women 4” dinner in New York Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up with her third lip to hang out with the ladies. To be fair, on this occasion she actually doesn’t look so bad. The hair softens her face. Much better as a red than a blonde. Note in the photo next to her old BFF Naomi Watts however, in comparison to Naomi who has elected to just let sh-t happens as it happens, Gran’s work is especially remarkable. Full Story

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Don’t miss the Third Lip

September 9, 2009 08:06:28 Posted at September 9, 2009 08:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From the side. You’ve seen it straight on. You’ve seen Granny’s engorged mouth flaps from the front. But how about the side view? The side view offers new angles. New appreciation for the pillowy plumpness of Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s “totally natural” lips. So natural she has three of them. Full Story

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Granny’s Third Lip loves tennis

September 8, 2009 07:10:04 Posted at September 8, 2009 07:10:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Watching the US Open? I’ll say it off the top, we can argue about it later: I am on Team Rafa. Federer is amazing, obviously, but we like who we like. And I like Nadal much more. Also, the monogrammed everything is so lame. Second to Rafa, definitely Djokovic, and after that anyone but Andy Roddick. Full Story

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Granny Freeze on Project Runway

August 19, 2009 07:26:11 Posted at August 19, 2009 07:26:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s lowering herself to television. Shocking, non? The 6th season of Project Runway kicks off tomorrow with a two hour special All Star Challenge bringing back 8 former designers joined by Granny Freeze herself! Nicole Kidman will appear alongside host Heidi Klum to set up a task. Style-wise of course the Freeze is well qualified. Full Story