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Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story
Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the other hand…well, for starters, Naomi’s face actually moves. Full Story
Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out the Freeze at yoga yesterday clearly obsessed with getting back into a size double 0 Balenciaga by the time the Australia premiere rolls around. Full Story
The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that are complete bollocks because of her veiny arms, even Angie after twins wearing black is fuller everywhere than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wearing white. Full Story
When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is totally concave again. Full Story
Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. Full Story
A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring?
Word is, Granny wanted no less than $3 million, refusing to suffer the indignity of being paid less than lesser celebrities. Unfortunately, the market value for Granny’s baby pics more or less matches her current box office appeal – which, as you know, is sh*t. Rumour has it, no publication was willing to pay her asking price… so instead, Gran had it “leaked” that she eschewed the role of parental pimp.
The Freeze knows what we say. And more than anything she will want to “prove” that she had a Sunday. Just because she won’t get paid for them, doesn’t mean they won’t exist. There will be candids. And soon.
Wednesday – am blogging all day, check back often. And sorry about the lack of clues this week. Have finally found a book to obsess about, been distracted.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sienna Miller is not the other woman.
Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story
Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story
Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story
Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story