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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring?

Word is, Granny wanted no less than $3 million, refusing to suffer the indignity of being paid less than lesser celebrities. Unfortunately, the market value for Granny’s baby pics more or less matches her current box office appeal – which, as you know, is sh*t. Rumour has it, no publication was willing to pay her asking price… so instead, Gran had it “leaked” that she eschewed the role of parental pimp.

Please.

The Freeze knows what we say. And more than anything she will want to “prove” that she had a Sunday. Just because she won’t get paid for them, doesn’t mean they won’t exist. There will be candids. And soon.

Wednesday – am blogging all day, check back often. And sorry about the lack of clues this week. Have finally found a book to obsess about, been distracted.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sienna Miller is not the other woman.

Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 07:04:54 July 16, 2008 07:04:54

Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 08:07:00 July 7, 2008 08:07:00

Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story

Granny Freeze is a mom!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:59:07 July 7, 2008 07:59:07

Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Push Present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:04:37 July 7, 2008 07:04:37

Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 06:27:06 June 27, 2008 06:27:06

It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story

Granny Freeze in Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 13:13:48 June 17, 2008 13:13:48

Gran on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many miscarriages. But as they say in the article, Nicole Kidman is fearless. Full Story

Gran on the Runway?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 07:12:46 June 12, 2008 07:12:46

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Fitness Never Stops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2008 08:23:53 June 11, 2008 08:23:53

Granny Freeze has not let her prosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. She’s staying healthy, she’s staying in shape. Full Story

Granny Freeze Kisses for the Cameras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2008 05:55:29 June 9, 2008 05:55:29

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband caught in an affectionate moment the other day in Nashville. Photographers taking this picture also mentioned that she dropped in for a routine visit at the hospital. Funny how the most private moments of Gran’s life, even down to her honeymoon, seem always to be commemorated in perpetuity by the paparazzi. Full Story

Monday, June 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Well… I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t love it either. Did you see it? Were you out with Carrie and the girls this weekend? Chances are you were. I went with my Main Gay Darren. We loved her studded belt. And the chemistry between the girls. We giggled at the way Charlotte said: but we’re in Mexico. Jason Lewis is f&cking hot. But the amount of makeup Chris Noth was wearing frightened us. I replied to emails on my blackberry three times because it was too bloody long. And either give the mute Chinese baby something to say or do or don’t include her bloody in the scene!

By the way - where the hell was the 5th lady New York City?

Would love to hear your thoughts. Please do share.

As for Darren and I… we must be two old bitches. Because we were more excited about the Mamma Mia trailer than the actual movie. Can’t wait!

Darren and I are also the annoying assholes sitting in front of you who won’t shut up. But only during the previews. Especially during the previews for Baz Lurhmann’s Australia, starring Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

Have you had the pleasure? If no, click here.

We played the funnest game ever: Does Her Face Move?

After nearly 45 seconds, during which Granny Nic appeared on screen every other shot, we remarked with delight that it remained frozen. Not even a muscle twitch. But at one point Darren made a momentous discovery. He leaned over and observed wryly:

She blinked.

Of course I lost my sh*t. And more sh*t went missing when Darren followed up by noting that Hugh Jackman was “down-acting” to deflect her handicap, as in intentionally muffling his talent so as to make up for the fact that hers has been immobilised by Botox.

Seriously, you must have a look. It will make your life. And Hugh Jackman really is a dreamboat.

MTV Movie Awards went down Sunday night. Many photos to follow. But it all boils down to this: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp Forever.

Also the guest list from the GMD’s house party. Oprah and the Scientologists and all turned up. The GMD has powerful friends.  It’s Monday – am in Toronto for a two day blast on assignment for eTalk at the CTV Upfronts. Will be blogging all day between shoots. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey