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Granny Freeze – it moves!!!

January 21, 2008 10:56:14 Posted at January 21, 2008 10:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… this is NOT a photo shoot! This is Granny Freeze and her employee husband at the Australian Open delirious with delight about their pending parenthood. Doesn’t the happiness just whip off the page and slap you in the face? Of course they weren’t staged! Why would they be staged??? Check out the gusto with which Granny is trying to move her forehead. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

January 18, 2008 06:36:57 Posted at January 18, 2008 06:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

Presenting Katie 2008!

January 10, 2008 06:24:32 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:24:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton GMD bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into the MiniVan Majority consciousness…though this vision of Katie last night at the Mad Money premiere is sure to make the yummy mummy stroller patrol forget all about the creepy allegations. Full Story

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Pitt Porn 2008

January 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check out the photos – not feeling Angie’s curlers but still…with that face, does it matter? She is stunning. Full Story

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Granny Freeze is Fertile… Finally!

January 7, 2008 16:35:48 Posted at January 7, 2008 16:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After denying it last week, Nicole Kidman’s publicist has confirmed – Granny Freeze IS indeed fertile! And Keith Urban has successfully fulfilled yet another clause in his contract. Well done mate! This is beautiful news on many fronts. Benefits of Granny Freeze’s Fertility:1. finally it puts to rest that ridiculous Urban Legend, the one so many of you have emailed about – the one about your uncle who knows a doctor who went to a medical conference where they presented on hermaphrodites citing Granny as an example. Full Story

More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!!

January 7, 2008 11:17:41 Posted at January 7, 2008 11:17:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, as Andrew Morton devotes about 2 pages to the rumours, and only insomuch as how affected he and Nicole. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken!

January 4, 2008 10:03:08 Posted at January 4, 2008 10:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed the speculation – given that her career is in the dumps and Katie is everyone’s favourite these days, Granny has to find a piece of the spotlight somehow. Full Story

Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

January 3, 2008 06:51:48 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story

Robobride Trumps Granny Freeze

December 20, 2007 06:30:18 Posted at December 20, 2007 06:30:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New interview with Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, and Diane Keaton in Parade Magazine and KatE delivers a clinic in MiniVan Majority Fellatio. There’s love, there’s baking, there’s chocolate, there’s children, there’s sisterhood, and of course there is LOVE. All in time for the holidays. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Aussie No

December 17, 2007 07:09:39 Posted at December 17, 2007 07:09:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF??? No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Full Story