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Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:52:20 June 2, 2008 04:52:20

Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story

Granny Freeze Conspiracy Theories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 12:20:00 May 28, 2008 12:20:00

She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile Antonia, is apparently keeping a very low profile. Full Story

Granny Freeze vs Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 08:07:07 May 28, 2008 08:07:07

A glimmer of hope for Nicole Kidman. Perhaps we can love her again… Is she finally telling Xenu to shove it up his sparkly ass? Is she finally willing to declare war against the GMD? Sigh… Before you get too excited... probably not. The following report comes from Heat Magazine which is notoriously always full of sh*t. Full Story

Shelfy Stomps Her Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2008 06:43:15 May 27, 2008 06:43:15

Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been stuck on a movie set with Jake Gyllenhaal who apparently read her the riot act, telling her in no uncertain terms that she was not to pull her usual paparazzi shenanigans and arrange “candids” from the set of their movie Nailed which has been filming over the last several weeks and recently shut down production reportedly from lack of funding. Full Story

Granny’s Bump Grows Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2008 05:57:23 May 20, 2008 05:57:23

She is as obvious as Ebola on a photo opp. Can you imagine? An Oscar winner having to stoop down to Paris Hilton’s level? This is now Nicole Kidman’s reality. Gran showed up with a noticeably bigger bump at the Country Music Awards the other night holding on to her belly in nearly every. Full Story

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Granny Freeze beaten by the bitch-beating fan???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 09:44:00 May 5, 2008 09:44:00

Is it possible that Nicole Kidman’s frozen face is too much, even for Karl Lagerfeld? You know… if Le Karl thinks it’s too extreme, it MUST be too extreme. Did you know that there are actually Nicole Kidman fans out there who believe her when she says she’s never had botox? Or any work of any kind? WTF? Sorry, I digress. Full Story

Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:08:00 April 23, 2008 06:08:00

In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with her incessant bump-highlighting antics that had some people distracted and others wondering why she didn’t just hire a man to walk around with a neon arrow point at her belly. Full Story

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Granny at the Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 06:53:00 April 17, 2008 06:53:00

As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and Keith Urban were watching from a box… and at one point, across all feeds in Canada and the US, the camera panned over to Gran and Keith who were “caught” in an intimate moment. Full Story

What Happened to the First & Second?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2008 08:47:00 April 16, 2008 08:47:00

Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is concerned – on the outside, that is. Full Story

Mommy Daddy Date Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2008 07:41:36 April 15, 2008 07:41:36

JLo JLo JLo stepped out with Marc Anthony for dinner at the Waverly with a fresh blowout in white studded Louboutin mary janes ready to amaze the world with her rapid post-twins weight loss. She does look incredible, non? Full of life and glow, maybe a little tired around the eyes, but very, very real. Full Story

Granny Grows… a Little. I think?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2008 07:28:00 April 15, 2008 07:28:00

Last night at the CMT Awards, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looked beautiful. Seriously beautiful. Like a statue or an artifact polished and presented, like any inanimate work of art, stunningly beautiful without the blush of life. Here’s Gran with Keith basking in her expectant glow, slightly, I think, bigger in the belly than the last time we saw her, and clearly freshly returned from a Botox, Restalyne, Collagen touch-up. Full Story