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Granny Freeze & the receding hairline

March 3, 2008 04:58:29 Posted at March 3, 2008 04:58:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your Botox these were NOT staged… for a change. Hee. And when Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wakes up this morning to find these rare UNSANCTIONED images taken by Flynet of her released worldwide depicting an alarmingly receding hairline and a bump that never seems to grow, suffice to say the wheels will be put in motion for a set of more flattering photos. Full Story

Worst Oscar Knocked Up: Granny Freeze

February 25, 2008 07:03:59 Posted at February 25, 2008 07:03:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah so this whole doting wife, delicate flower sh*t is getting as old as her face. Look at them! Look at Gran and her man getting all emotional on us on the carpet – because posing in front of hundreds of screaming journalists and fans is exactly the place to perform a nuzzle forehead and really mean it. Full Story

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Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze

February 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden Compass? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman dressed in virginal white, because she’s guileless and kind, going to great lengths to prove to you that she is indeed pregnant by her employee husband Keith Urban. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever

February 20, 2008 07:10:10 Posted at February 20, 2008 07:10:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates with the public? Remember that? Well how about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman? She officially confirmed her pregnancy first week of January. Full Story

Katie Goes to The Oscars

February 14, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 14, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all on her own. Full Story

Monday, January 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Finally a red carpet!

SAG Awards went down last night and as usual, the media masters, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, fresh off Angie’s Oscar snub, knew exactly what they were doing. At the centre of a pregnancy mystery, Mama Pitt put on a dress that stole the spotlight. Not because it was particularly revealing… but because it wasn’t. With her breasts pushed forward, and her belly too, deliberately drawing attention to her stomach, and her body draped in a muumuu, Angie gave hope to Brangelunatics everywhere that this is the year of the Second (and perhaps the Third) Coming. And she sent word to the Academy that their carpet will be much less intriguing without the Pitts porn-to-pregnant presence.

Have the Pitts actually produced an 8/8/8 baby??? Even better… bet your Botox Granny Freeze is growing even more grey at seeing her own fertility spotlight getting usurped by the two biggest names in gossip. Because if it really is the Second and the Third Coming, Granny Nicole’s delivery will be but a footnote on the day. Hee.

Full SAG fashion wrap-up and weekend update below – so many posts today it may take more than the home page. Scroll down and click on “view more articles” to get fully caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Tammy from your girls who miss you and love you and support you – he will get his. And there is MUCH better for you on the horizon. Trust.

UPDATE: Am blogging all day! Check back often!

Granny Freeze – it moves!!!

January 21, 2008 10:56:14 Posted at January 21, 2008 10:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… this is NOT a photo shoot! This is Granny Freeze and her employee husband at the Australian Open delirious with delight about their pending parenthood. Doesn’t the happiness just whip off the page and slap you in the face? Of course they weren’t staged! Why would they be staged??? Check out the gusto with which Granny is trying to move her forehead. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

January 18, 2008 06:36:57 Posted at January 18, 2008 06:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

Presenting Katie 2008!

January 10, 2008 06:24:32 Posted at January 10, 2008 06:24:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton GMD bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into the MiniVan Majority consciousness…though this vision of Katie last night at the Mad Money premiere is sure to make the yummy mummy stroller patrol forget all about the creepy allegations. Full Story

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Pitt Porn 2008

January 8, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been too long, I’ve missed it so much… have you? Praise Xenu – Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Critics’ Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actually… total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere! Check out the photos – not feeling Angie’s curlers but still…with that face, does it matter? She is stunning. Full Story

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Granny Freeze is Fertile… Finally!

January 7, 2008 16:35:48 Posted at January 7, 2008 16:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After denying it last week, Nicole Kidman’s publicist has confirmed – Granny Freeze IS indeed fertile! And Keith Urban has successfully fulfilled yet another clause in his contract. Well done mate! This is beautiful news on many fronts. Benefits of Granny Freeze’s Fertility:1. finally it puts to rest that ridiculous Urban Legend, the one so many of you have emailed about – the one about your uncle who knows a doctor who went to a medical conference where they presented on hermaphrodites citing Granny as an example. Full Story