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Granny Freeze: Aussie No

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2007 07:09:39 December 17, 2007 07:09:39

All that Botox must be freezing her style receptors…because Nicole Kidman has never, ever been so off the mark. Holy sh*t! Check her out, front and back, at the Australian premiere of the Golden Compass at the weekend. The hair has been geriatric frizz for a while now but what the ass is up with the silver granny suit? WTF??? No one in their right f&cking sh*t is going to say this is cute. Full Story

Nicolas Cage in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Ugh. Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet? Actually… maybe not. Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of Nic with his mail order bride Alice who was all of 18 when they met while she was waiting on his table at a restaurant and got knocked up quicker than you can say landed immigrant. Full Story

Granny Freeze Indistinguishable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:50:39 December 5, 2007 11:50:39

Best.Post.Ever. Madame Tussaud’s has just unveiled their new Nicole Kidman figure. And of course it’s nearly impossible to tell which is which. But remember… as Granny Freeze said herself: she’s never had any work done. None. Never. In fact, she’s so naturally beautiful she also says she doesn’t require much time, if any, in the makeup chair. Full Story

Best.Cover.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 12:01:29 November 27, 2007 12:01:29

There are a few…but still. Granny Freeze on the cover of Radar unable to move her face. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Source Splash  Full Story

Little Girl Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 11:35:37 November 27, 2007 11:35:37

Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. Worse yet, as my producer Laura just wrote, she also just walked out of 1992. Full Story

Paris Paradis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting her new album. Full Story

Granny Freeze & Her Nephew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 08:06:03 November 27, 2007 08:06:03

No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role for which her immoblised forehead and freshly peeled cheeks actually work in her favour, given she plays the evil bitch who terrorises little girls. Full Story

They Don’t Believe Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2007 08:55:40 November 23, 2007 08:55:40

Shocking! Australia’s princess getting called out in an Australian paper on her hypocrisy? Love them Aussies. As you know, Nicole is currently embroiled in a courtroom battle in a case against some paparazzo she claims has been endangering her life. As someone who craves privacy, pap intrusion is of course deeply upsetting. Full Story

Granny Freeze Moves!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 07:48:04 November 19, 2007 07:48:04

Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his tactics, showing off the full might of her Oscar qualifications in telling a rapt audience of a frightening incident during which she alleges she was pursued by a photographer and as such put in danger. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 08:08:09 November 15, 2007 08:08:09

Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again – of her miscarriage and/or ectopic pregnancy as if to remind us that she is indeed a fertile human being and not a hermaphrodite, as rumoured. Full Story

The Fertile Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 07:15:56 November 9, 2007 07:15:56

Sweet Xenu, the woman won’t stop. One day after one-upping every other woman on the red carpet at the CMAs, Nicole Kidman showed up in NYC last night to attend a screening for Margot at the Wedding, said to be a lovely little movie in which her forehead actually shows some movement. Shocking. Meanwhile, in support of Margot and the upcoming The Golden Compass, Nicole is now on promo circuit – her latest is an interview with Marie Claire in which she AGAIN discusses losing a pregnancy Full Story