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Granny Freeze Moves!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 07:48:04 November 19, 2007 07:48:04

Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his tactics, showing off the full might of her Oscar qualifications in telling a rapt audience of a frightening incident during which she alleges she was pursued by a photographer and as such put in danger. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 08:08:09 November 15, 2007 08:08:09

Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again – of her miscarriage and/or ectopic pregnancy as if to remind us that she is indeed a fertile human being and not a hermaphrodite, as rumoured. Full Story

The Fertile Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 07:15:56 November 9, 2007 07:15:56

Sweet Xenu, the woman won’t stop. One day after one-upping every other woman on the red carpet at the CMAs, Nicole Kidman showed up in NYC last night to attend a screening for Margot at the Wedding, said to be a lovely little movie in which her forehead actually shows some movement. Shocking. Meanwhile, in support of Margot and the upcoming The Golden Compass, Nicole is now on promo circuit – her latest is an interview with Marie Claire in which she AGAIN discusses losing a pregnancy Full Story

All Eyes on Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 06:54:21 November 8, 2007 06:54:21

At the CMAs last night there was little to no chance Kenny Chesney would lose to Keith Urban. Kenny’s crown was pretty much locked up. And so the Kidmans arrived with few expectations, showing up to save face and to promote Keith’s People Magazine cover and to make a glamourous announcement, despite unfounded whispers to the contrary, that he does indeed intend to honour his contractual obligations. Full Story

The Natural Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Does this look like a face not poked by needles, not pulled by strings, not scrubbed by a surgeon? Apparently Nicole Kidman expects you to believe that yes, indeed, what you see is what was always meant to be. In a new interview with Marie Claire, Nicole says she is “natural”: "To be honest, I am completely natural. Full Story

Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2007 09:31:11 October 29, 2007 09:31:11

Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen your lips, to say nothing of the granny blonde at your temples, in sharp contrast to the baby smoothness of your face – it’s a creepy juxtaposition. Full Story

Defending Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 08:33:03 October 24, 2007 08:33:03

Poor Nicole Kidman. Since winning Oscar, her last several films have been total commercial failures. She is helping her husband battle substance abuse, not to mention his roving eye, she is struggling to maintain the façade of an arranged marriage, and she is valiantly fighting her 40s, blazing a trail to the plastic surgeon’s any time the hint of a line materialises on her face. Full Story

Granny Freeze at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 10:47:41 October 8, 2007 10:47:41

Nicole Kidman was in NYC this weekend to promote her latest Margot at the Wedding – three outings and three scary ass sightings. First – at a screening for Margot, hair down in a virginal dress. You will note there’s not a wrinkle on her face – NOT ONE – in spite the unmistakable gray at her temples. Full Story

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Granny Freeze is Fertile?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

The new Vanity Fair – Nicole Kidman is on the cover looking very blonde and very young and very plump in the lip and very, very frozen. But also very very beautiful. In that beautiful frozen way. But the article promises to be even better than the photos. It’s her most “revealing” … here are some highlights: The Fertility IssuePersonally I don’t believe them but Nicole has long been hounded by those hilarious rumours – I’ve heard at least three variations myself: “My fiance’s father is a doctor and he went to a conference and they talked about hermaphrodites and Nicole Kidman can’t have babies because she is one. Full Story

The Cruise Fashion Influence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2007 12:00:00 August 2, 2007 12:00:00

To be fair, Nicole Kidman’s clothes, like her frozen forehead, are almost always flawless. But for some reason, at some event last night in Sydney, Nicole Kidman reverted back to the Days of Cruise, choosing to wear a pair of gungy flats to a gala event…kinda like Emma Watson. Especially with that girlish bow at the back and her new shorter hair cut with bangs…far from her best, would you agree? On the plus side, Nicole seems less gaunt, less wiry. Full Story

Granny Freeze and a Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

There was a time, immediately after her split from the GMD, at the height of Moulin Rouge and The Hours, when Nicole Kidman stood tall atop the Love List. Loved her. And then the face stopped moving and a new famewhore was born - hellbent on manufacturing a relationship to combat aging, to convince us of her desirability through a “once in a lifetime” love affair despite mounting evidence to the contrary, to say nothing of the bi-monthly arranged photos of her patting a bloated belly resulting in incessant speculation about a possible baby, Nicole sold and spun and took Keith along for the right. Full Story