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Nicole Kidman: Granny Goes for Walk

February 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ironic, non? All that Freeze and she still ends up looking old. Perhaps older than she would have done if she had left that sh-t alone. But here’s Nic with her trainer keeping it slim and trim – she has a great ass doesn’t she? – if far from fresh and youthful. She’s younger thank Sandy Bullock, you know. Full Story

Good News for Naomi?

February 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Usually loathe to jump into any pregnancy speculation at the drop of a hat but this one smells right. And it smells good. Naomi at an event on Friday wearing a very loose fitting dress and poppin’ up an impressive abundance of cleavage – from a girl who is normally modestly endowed and really doesn’t do the fake push-up and spill-over trick frequently used by her b-cup peers. Full Story

Robo-Brides & Armani in Paris

January 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Burberry may have deemed her too Chav for their brand but clearly Armani doesn’t have the same issues – as you can see he can’t seem to take his hands off of her. Or maybe that’s only because she’s wearing his dress and promoting his new Parisian location? Regardless, both robo-brides seem to be enamoured of the Italian couturier who, as you recall, also designed Katie’s rather assy wedding dress, and the new BFFs showed up in matching black to offer support – Victoria in full skirt plastic princess prom dress, Katie continuing to channel the look of a 70 year old Manhattan socialite: love the top, hate the bottom and given her expression, I do believe she’s turning into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Best New Eater: Ellen Pompeo

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So there’s a little bit of Nicole Kidman Freeze goin’ on around the face…so what? The point is she looks like she’s been eating…maybe not much but definitely not nothing and doesn’t that stand for something? Ellen Pompeo, I believe this is Versace, and a MUCH more stylish choice than last year when she showed up in a doily muumuu with CRIMPED hair – see attached. Full Story

Worst Old: Renee Zellweger

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her skin, it’s as though Renee has suddenly aged 20 years and at the same time, turned into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Naomi Watts: The Kidman Alternative

January 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Penfolds Australia event the other day in LA and NOT Down Under as reported earlier re: Isla Fisher - thanks to the kind reader who alerted me, am writing remotely so I don’t have your email handy. Big fan of Naomi though not of the dress – for someone with such a killer body it’s a bit shapeless, don’t you think? And of course, given her long relationship with Liev Shreiber, the pregnancy rumours will no doubt mount yet again, as they did last year at the Oscars when she wore a potato sack and was excused for the frump by speculation of baby anticipation which, needless to say, never panned out…just like her good friend Nicole who seems to encourage the gossip about a child on a monthly basis. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: birthing the Pitts

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A largely forgotten fact – it was Nicole who was originally slated to play opposite Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith. She dropped out, Angie stepped, Smut Supernova…the Gossip Couple of our Time. As such, we owe Ms Kidman some gratitude. And perhaps sympathy too? Now that her famewhore agenda has been exposed, now that we understand the lengths she’s willing to travel for a piece of publicity pie, for sympathy, for attention…no doubt she must be wistfully regarding the Family Pitt and their explosive union with more than a little regret. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: a million times pregnant

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently she"s the most fertile woman on the planet...DESPITE those ridiculous rumours about double genitalia. For the benefit of new readers to the site, it"s one of those Hollywood urban legends: someone inevitably knows someone else who went to a medical conference where some doctor, in a colossal breach of patient confidentiality, explains that Jamie Lee Curtis and Nicole Kidman were both born intersex and both families opted to make them girls. Full Story

Keira Knightley: Nature or Torture?

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people are born thin, naturally predisposed to skinny – like Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie, there’s never a sense that their bodies are being forced to assume a shape it was never intended to fit. Then there’s Keira Knightly. A physique built by Nature…or one earned through Torture? I can’t decide. Full Story

The Two Kidmans

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that she paid for love to promote an image. And then there’s the “other” Nicole. Full Story

Halle Berry Bump Analysis

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The Hotness… So is she? Is Halle Berry carrying genetic perfection (or NOT according to myCelebrity Baby Theory). Full Story