Nicole Kidman Gossip

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Robo-Brides & Armani in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

Burberry may have deemed her too Chav for their brand but clearly Armani doesn’t have the same issues – as you can see he can’t seem to take his hands off of her. Or maybe that’s only because she’s wearing his dress and promoting his new Parisian location? Regardless, both robo-brides seem to be enamoured of the Italian couturier who, as you recall, also designed Katie’s rather assy wedding dress, and the new BFFs showed up in matching black to offer support – Victoria in full skirt plastic princess prom dress, Katie continuing to channel the look of a 70 year old Manhattan socialite: love the top, hate the bottom and given her expression, I do believe she’s turning into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Best New Eater: Ellen Pompeo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

So there’s a little bit of Nicole Kidman Freeze goin’ on around the face…so what? The point is she looks like she’s been eating…maybe not much but definitely not nothing and doesn’t that stand for something? Ellen Pompeo, I believe this is Versace, and a MUCH more stylish choice than last year when she showed up in a doily muumuu with CRIMPED hair – see attached. Full Story

Worst Old: Renee Zellweger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her skin, it’s as though Renee has suddenly aged 20 years and at the same time, turned into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Naomi Watts: The Kidman Alternative

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

At the Penfolds Australia event the other day in LA and NOT Down Under as reported earlier re: Isla Fisher - thanks to the kind reader who alerted me, am writing remotely so I don’t have your email handy. Big fan of Naomi though not of the dress – for someone with such a killer body it’s a bit shapeless, don’t you think? And of course, given her long relationship with Liev Shreiber, the pregnancy rumours will no doubt mount yet again, as they did last year at the Oscars when she wore a potato sack and was excused for the frump by speculation of baby anticipation which, needless to say, never panned out…just like her good friend Nicole who seems to encourage the gossip about a child on a monthly basis. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: birthing the Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2007 12:00:00 January 9, 2007 12:00:00

A largely forgotten fact – it was Nicole who was originally slated to play opposite Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith. She dropped out, Angie stepped, Smut Supernova…the Gossip Couple of our Time. As such, we owe Ms Kidman some gratitude. And perhaps sympathy too? Now that her famewhore agenda has been exposed, now that we understand the lengths she’s willing to travel for a piece of publicity pie, for sympathy, for attention…no doubt she must be wistfully regarding the Family Pitt and their explosive union with more than a little regret. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: a million times pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Apparently she"s the most fertile woman on the planet...DESPITE those ridiculous rumours about double genitalia. For the benefit of new readers to the site, it"s one of those Hollywood urban legends: someone inevitably knows someone else who went to a medical conference where some doctor, in a colossal breach of patient confidentiality, explains that Jamie Lee Curtis and Nicole Kidman were both born intersex and both families opted to make them girls. Full Story

Keira Knightley: Nature or Torture?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2007 12:00:00 January 8, 2007 12:00:00

Some people are born thin, naturally predisposed to skinny – like Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie, there’s never a sense that their bodies are being forced to assume a shape it was never intended to fit. Then there’s Keira Knightly. A physique built by Nature…or one earned through Torture? I can’t decide. Full Story

The Two Kidmans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that she paid for love to promote an image. And then there’s the “other” Nicole. Full Story

Halle Berry Bump Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The Hotness… So is she? Is Halle Berry carrying genetic perfection (or NOT according to myCelebrity Baby Theory). Full Story

Kidman & Bond inspired by the Pitts?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Is it just me or does this new photoshoot for W remind you of the Pitts’ infamous “dysfunctional family” spread last year? Something about the seductive yet sinister feel of the images? Maybe it’s just me. So here she is, airbrushed but totally gorgeous and sexy as all hell, alongside the new triumphant Bond – they look fantastic together, non? Makes me wonder – why did she have to hire from Country? Why not Daniel Craig? Love Nicole with straight hair and I especially love it when she plays sultry vixen…SO much more convincing than devoted small town housewife raising her kids and relaxing in the cornfields. Full Story

The Ageless Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a gaping hole between her breasts and a leather belt cinched around her waist, holding a tea cup, an almost surprised expression on her face, almost caught in mid-sentence…you wouldn’t think she was a day over 28. Full Story